Monday, October 28, 2019

Box Sore

The President stood in his box,
Was booed like a virulent pox.
He thought, "This is weird...
I ought to be cheered.
The game's being broadcast on Fox!"

11 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Fantastic.

Anonymous said...

Careful! Bill Barr may begin an investigation into this post...

Alibi Ike said...

Better hide my Ukrainian rhyming dictionary.

13bit said...

I opened my mouth and said "Yikes"
When I saw the last entry by Ike.
The Ukrainian rhymes, most of the time,
Are a tipoff that something ain't right.

Anonymous said...

Alibi,

Good one.

Doug K.

David in Cal said...

It's unfair to demonize Fox
Pretend that they ail from the pox
Don't censure their views
They're not part of Fox News
So, they don't deserve your hard knocks.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Trump's consolation prize was that Hannity was waiting in the presidential limo to give him a BJ. Its okay Hannity was wearing a Melania mask.

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

Wait a minute, wait a minute: have Hannity and Melania ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

JM said...

Ike shoots, he scores!

el duque said...

Ike, do you want to be the new Yankee pitching coach?

Alibi Ike said...

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.

But I WOULD like the parking space.