Saturday, October 19, 2019

My Favorite Episode Of The Love Boat Was When Jennifer Steinbrenner Donated Money To Cover The Emergency Surgery For The Passenger Played By Vic Tayback

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Rufus T. Firefly said...

Suzyn's Bitch, Schitt's Creek is pretty funny. Not as funny as SCTV, but still pretty good.

Anonymous said...

Fuck EE. Fuck the home plate ump. Fuck everything.

BernBabyBern said...

"And that's a strike!"

No, it wasn't, even though it was called that way. What da fukk is with the home plate ump tonight.

13bit said...

ICE CREAM SANCHEZ, YOU TREMENDOUS SACK OF SHIT. I hope you enjoy playing for the Padres one day. Another quality at bat from the fat fuck.

BernBabyBern said...

.... and ICS with the DP. Of course.

Unknown said...

Just random strike calling. How did he not get rung up on that after everything he's called tonight?

Naturally, Gary hits into a DP anyway. FUck him, too.

Suzyn's Bitch said...

That famous Yankee speed on the basepaths

13bit said...

okay, fuck this. now I really am going to bed. time to re-read "Kolyma Tales."

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Please trade ICS in the offseason.

Suzyn's Bitch said...

Rufus, I LOVE Eugene Levy's kid! Great eyebrows!

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

13bit: I AM NOT GERMAN! German German is DISTINCTLY lacking in the glorious specificity and imaginative poetry of Austrian German!

It'll be over soon, one way or the other. If I can make it to 05:26, please shed your magnificent rays of sunlight through the clouds of this series until The End!

ranger_lp said...

Gary has been absolutely useless in the this game...

Anonymous said...

"All things considered, the Yankees play a heck of a ballgame".

Nope.

13bit said...

Sorry to paint with such broad strokes, AOB. Please forgive me. I need to kill the pain of existence with pistachio ice cream.

Suzyn's Bitch said...

I wish Tauchman was in there...

BernBabyBern said...

The thing that is so frustrating is that it's not like Houston has played lights-out. Their vaunted pitchers haven't been unhittable. We've had baserunner after baserunner. All we needed was a hit or two with men on base. To not do stupid things. To not make 4 errors in a game. This series has been sooooo fucking winnable.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, so they are the better team.

They have been all year. They won more games. They have a better bullpen, they have infinitely better starting pitchers, they have a better bench (now), and they have at least as good a team at the other eight positions.

They are, in fact, a helluva team. No disgrace to lose to them.

That said, I do wish that we did not have a team which gives up 3 runs in the first and looks as if they were a little boy whose dog has just been shot.

Anonymous said...

At least we've got Keuchel ready in the bullpen if this goes to extra innings. We'd be really fucked if we only had Lyon, Lasagna and Heller in there.

13bit said...

Saigon, can you read me? This is QM2020, the listening post in Greenwich Village. They are coming over the wall now...we have no ammunition left...I am shutting down the transmitter. Please tell the folks at home that I held out to the end and that I loved them all. I'll see you all on the other side...bzzzzzzzztttt........

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Bern, what you said!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Endless swinging from the heels against a seemingly endless array of anonymous relief pitchers. Yet another game that is going to at least push four hours.

If this is the future of baseball, I won't be watching most of it.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

EE, postseason: 0.056
ICS, postseason: 0.130


Fuck you HAL and whoever determined that swinging for the fences was the be all and end all.

Anonymous said...

Watching the Astros hitters, I'm starting to think that not swinging at every pitch when there are runners on base might be a strategy worth considering next season.

BernBabyBern said...

It's not swinging for the fences, guys, it's achieving optimal launch angle!!

13bit said...

We are the biggest assholes on the face of the earth. Why not bring out Chapo and make him pitch two innings? If we tie it up, bring out Severino or Tanaka. If Koufax could pitch on two days rest, why not one of these guys? I'm with you, Hoss, fuck this modern iteration of baseball.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Unwatchable games had NOTHING to do with YES's viewer drop.

BernBabyBern said...

Yeah, he checked his swing ... sure he did.

Anonymous said...

And Robot umps.

BernBabyBern said...

Well, this is it ...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

FUCK LAUNCH ANGLE!

Suzyn's Bitch said...

Remind me, when do pitchers & catchers report?

BernBabyBern said...

Season down to Gio, Gardy, DJ

BernBabyBern said...

At least Gio came to play tonight.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I really wanted to like Eddie. He never bitched about shaving his beard off, and he seemed to choke up and take short swings with two strikes... in the regular season.

Since the playoffs started, it's like he started listening to stat-douche and swing from your heels every fucking pitch.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Gardner determined to get on my last nerve.

Gardy, stand in there and take one for the team—or don't. Don't back out of the way of the ball and then demand a replay. WTF do you think that is going to show???

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Isn't Osuna a wife beater? Why is he still on the team?

HoraceClarke66 said...

Worst hitter ever in the postseason? Gardy? Nick Swisher? Robinson Cano?

You be the judge! But remember: as a Yankees fan, you got to see them all!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Gardy *did* take one for the team!

He took a SEAT!

HoraceClarke66 said...

I'm sure he had to undergo a painstaking, weeks long investigation, Rufus.

HoraceClarke66 said...

By the way, I'm sure the German investigation will end the day after the World Series.

Suzyn's Bitch said...

Are these pitchers that good, or are we just this bad? Don't answer, I know...

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

GARDY - JUST FUCKING DO IT!!!!!

BernBabyBern said...

DJ!!!

ranger_lp said...

OMG!!!!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Wow.

JM said...

Holy fuck!!¡!!!!!!!

DJ!!!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

One out guys!

Get another fucking run!

Joe of AZ said...

D fuckin J....the only Yankee worth his money

Anonymous said...

What a ridiculous fucking strike call. This ump has killed the game.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Of course, the umpire is still not going to call strikes properly. Who is this dick, anyway?

BernBabyBern said...

Rufus ... As I understand it, the alleged victim left the country and wouldn't go back to Canada to testify, so Osuna basically agreed to a one-year restraining order and the charges were dropped. He served a suspension and they let him.back on the team. ... The Astros had a 'zero-tolerance" policy for domestic violence, but traded for Osuna anyway because of the idiotic explanation that zero-tolerance applies to people on the team, but not to thing that may have happened when they were on other teams. (translation ... "what he did was terrible, but c'mon, did you see his slider!!")

HoraceClarke66 said...

I wish our power hitter was a power hitter.

JM said...

He's not a dick, he's a fat fuck.

BernBabyBern said...

Was it just me or was the Yankees bench strangely subdued after DJ's home run. I mean, they were happy, but they looked like they took the lead in the fifth inning of a July game against the Rays, not saved their season in the ALCS.

Suzyn's Bitch said...

I hope this ultimately means I don't have to watchSunday Night Football!!

HoraceClarke66 said...

That idiot keeps going on about how that ball was "just out of the reach of Springer."

Yes, because Springer made a phenomenal leap above the wall. The ball was a good row back in the seats. Tough tootie.

13bit said...

If DJ’s at-bat doesn’t wake these fuckers up, nothing will. That was heroic.

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! DO IT, DON JUAN LE MAHIEU (French name?)! It's 06:09 and I am more than ready to stay up for a couple of more hours. The Remy VSOP will flow more than I expected, and I raise my snifter to EVERY ONE OF YOU!!!!!

If 13bit really went to bed with a depressing Russian novel, SOMEBODY PLEASE WAKE HIM UP!!!

JM said...

Gio done good, too.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Home plate asshole ump is apparently Mark Carlson.

Must be a Joe West trainee.

JM said...

Chapman is a drama queen.

BernBabyBern said...

Need this out ...

13bit said...

I am in bed with my iPad. Chapo just stuck his head into his own ass. What a talented contortionist he is.

JM said...

Control gone south.

JM said...

Wild as shit.

Suzyn's Bitch said...

Mistake to give them a baserunner

BernBabyBern said...

Fuck.

JM said...

Fucking Chapman.

13bit said...

Please never let that guy pitch for us again. Good night, folks. My heart is broken.

ranger_lp said...

Rolaids f’d up

HoraceClarke66 said...

I'm so glad we kept Chapman well-rested.

Suzyn's Bitch said...

Goodnight all

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Three of the four losses should have been wins.

See you in the spring.

Fuck you HAL.
Fuck you Ca$hmoney.
Fuck you Boner
Fuck you Nutsack
Fuck you stat douches.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, what the hell.

Another Yankee trait of recent years, though: always getting beat by the same guy.

Don't ever adjust your game for Papi/Altuve/whoever. Just challenge him, no matter how many times he beats you.

HoraceClarke66 said...

And that concludes your first World Series-free Yankee decade in a century, folks!

Why, the last time that happened, Woodrow Wilson was in the White House, the White Sox were good enough to be crooked, and Prohibition was about to become the law of the land!

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

06:26 a.m.

Need I reiterate my seasons-long utter hatred of Chapman daring to tread on the most hallowed of mounds?

That being said…

I have to offer a very serious HERZLICHSTEN DANK to ALL of you. Imagine what’s it’s like to literally have no one with whom to discuss baseball, even my closest friends who have one Austrian parent and one American parent, who had some of their education years in the USA.

I am honestly trying to interest the young Serbian guy behind the cash register at my closest super market, but he’s a first-time expectant daddy and has no time for my lessons.

You make it all the better for me, no matter what’s on the scoreboard or who’s warming up, and your knowledge of the game and the Yankees’ history is a constant learning experience for me. You guys have all helped me and – need I say? – entertained me all season!

I hope we’ll continue some degree of communication during the World Series (I’m a Nationals fan, so I’ll be watching; I was sad that MLB’s shop is out of Scherzer T-shirts in my size; the only non-Yankee T-shirt I wear is for Bumgarner).

And if we don’t meet again soon, please have a safe and healthy winter, and I’ll see you come April 2020!

Ich wünsche Ihnen allen einen guten Rutsch ins 2020!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Thanks, Austria—and right back at ya!

I think this is the 277th post today. Hey, at least we could get up for this one, even if Giancarlo Stanton could not.

JM said...

Thanks, Austria!! Great to see you here, always.

BernBabyBern said...

AOBF, thanks for hanging with us here for your baseball fix.

Everyone else, it's been fun rooting and bitching with you.

As for tonight's game, to quote the legendary actress Maureen Stapleton in "Johnny Dangerously" ... This really sucks.

Anonymous said...

PAIN.

2 OUTS, NOBODY ON.....

WE MAY NOT SEE CHAPMAN OR DIDI AGAIN IN A YANKEE UNIFORM.

MAYBE IT'S BETTER OFF, I DON'T KNOW.

ALTUVE DESTROYS US AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

WE WERE GAME, BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH. (AND WE DIDN'T HAVE HOME FIELD).

WE DON'T HIT ENOUGH WITH RISP. (ACTUALLY WE ALMOST DON'T HIT AT ALL WITH RISP).

HERE IS SOMETHING ELSE THAT WAS GLARING TO ME THIS SERIES.

WE WERE NOT ABLE TO GO FROM 1ST TO 3RD ON A SINGLE.

THEY DID MORE THAN ONCE.....AND THEY SCORED RUNS BECAUSE OF IT.

WHAT A FUCKING SHAME.

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR YEAR.

HERE WE GO AGAIN.

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD, BEGGING HAL AND COOP TO BUY PITCHERS.

SAME FUCKING MERRY GO ROUND.

GOODNIGHT MY FRIENDS.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I share your pain, ALL-CAPS.

Two out, one on, Altuve up—and a defensive replacement on deck.

So, what do you do? Pitch to Altuve, of course!

First, that should have been Boone's call: 'Put the little bastard on, and get the next guy.'

Second, Chapman should have known as much on his own.

Another bad end to a promising year. But great spending it with you guys!

13bit said...

AOB, we are here all year. I expect to see you next week!

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