Saturday, April 25, 2020

Are these the Yankee statistical leaders for 2020?

Damn, do you feel it? Time itself has stopped. Every week is a month. Every month - yeesh, I can't think that far. This is nuts. 

Right now, in a Yankiverse far, far away... you commentators are talking me off the ledge, reminding me that it's only April, that Judge and Stanton will soon return, and that a three-game losing streak before May 1 means nothing, zilch, prompting me to get indignant, because - after all - "A loss is April is the same as a loss in..." oh, fukkit. 

Wait. How much time just elapsed? Thirty seconds? That's not fair! It felt like 10 minutes. 

Listen: In case you're missing it, I direct your attention to the brilliant novel that HoraceClarke66 is writing on a daily basis about the 2020 Yankee season. Read and savor. It's a far more enjoyable Yankiverse than this.

Today - it's Saturday, right? do weekends even matter? - here is all I got:  Yankee stat leaders for 2020. If the season never happens, our 2020 HR leader is - gulp - Higgy.

 As for RBIs, it's a tie between Gleyber and a farmhand OF named Trey Amburgey. 

And the hitting leaders are two roster-invitees, including Rosell Herrera, the 27-year-old, switch-hitting IF-OF, who looked like the Second Coming of Never Nervous Yangervis Solarte. Congrats to all. Ah, but that was so long ago. 





4 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

Yaayyy! Leader boards!

Alphonso said...

I wish every week were a month.

It seems we need months and months for anything positive to happen in the pandemic world. All we get in " another day" is a new ( increased ) count of the ill and dead.

Everything else : testing, adequate supplies of PPE, trials of remedies, supplies of ventilators, ICU availability....still seems endless weeks away.

Not to mention the financial aid which is , largely, unregulated. The amount of mis-allocation and criminality will one day stagger us. The Federal Govt. is virtually incabale.of implementing anything.

No wonder when the Kushner boy, who lost at phoosh games in college, is in charge of anything.

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