Thursday, February 18, 2021

German Surrenders Gets Frazierized

Today's New York Post has an article titled...

Domingo German posts unsettling message after Yankees give him second chance

Essentially, German posted “a cryptic message on his Instagram account (that) said in Spanish ‘everything is over."

I clicked. I read.  Here's my take...  I'm guessing that what he meant was that his troubles are behind him. Want proof?

"German then deleted all his previous posts and then wrote again in Spanish ‘I’m ready.’

I get the feeling that, because he was so depressed last summer that he wanted to quit, and previously wrapped up a lengthy suspension for hitting/beating the crap out of his wife/girlfriend in public, 

(We'll never know the details, but I want to be clear, that was BAD!!!!!!) 

he is going to get the Clint Frazier treatment. 

By this I mean, 

Clint Frazier took batting practice today with two-day beard stubble. Is he going to break the Yankees facial hair rules??/!!!!!

Hopefully, the Gammonites won't be doing this anymore to Clint.

German's "issues" are click bait.  Since he doesn't seem to be the most stable and in control guy he is easy pickings. I hope it doesn't push him over the edge.

Or, put another way...

Blogger Fears German Might Go Over The Edge!

 

6 comments:

JimmyEatsHotDogs said...

NY Post in particular rolls in the rumor mill of mindless Yankee nonsense all the time. Yankee fans will have a hard on for German until he starts giving NY solid innings this year then magically he will be forgiven for being such a dick head. He screwed up and did his suspension so enough about all the other BS, that the Post writes about him.

ranger_lp said...

On The Michael Kay Show yesterday, German was penciled in as the number 5 starter.

So he's ready then...

BTW, Monty was penciled in as the number 4 starter...

Kevin said...

What happened to journalism?

JM said...

Kevin, journalism is OK, but we're talking about the Post. Two different things.

German is a nutjob. A wackadoodle. A loony tune. He's got a screw loose. Not playing with a full deck. Couple eggs short of a dozen. Off his rocker. Out of his gourd.

I predict the Yankees will not send him to a shrink or discover what medications he really should be on. Leaving him as the guy voted Most Likely to Shoot Up His Garage sometime in the future.

But hopefully his fastball will stay in the high 90s in the meantime.

Alphonso said...

I think iwhat German sid in spanish ( or germanize ) literally means, " his behind is in front of him."

Joe of AZ said...

They gonna turn him into a Zack Greinke-esque basket case.....