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Stanton and Donaldson getting some truly deserving rest.
Who is this Peraza?
JD actually in there. No rest for the wicked.
Where is Zoilo?
Paraza is another whiz kid from Scranton, Mildred. Doesn't play nearly as much as Cabrera, but very good.
Peraza. Sorry.
Peraza is our #3 prospect, widely touted as our SS of the future - it is supposed that Volpe will move to third, Cabrera either 2B or super utility. In reality, all will die a slow death in Scranton, living at the local Motel 8. One will look up and see the words “Miggy was here” carved above the door jamb.
At least hicks didn't swing at ball 4
Pitch around Him now you fucks.
Why did Hicks move up? So they can walk Judge?
Hicks is a fucking moron. Doesn't run when he should. DOES run when he shouldn't.
He's developed a Barry Bonds balloon head. But it must have been golf steroids he took, 'cause it ain't helping his baseballing.
PS.
Forget DFA -- just release him mid-game.
I like Peraza. They buried him so deep since bringing him up because that IKF is one of the best shortstops in MLB. Or something
Love the tortured explanations for Cole being Not An Ace and giving up so many home runs. Kay actually said that it's a testament to today's hitters, their hitting Cole's 98 and 100mph pitches. And he strikes out a lot of guys, so his pitches are in the zone more often. Total horseshit. Then they showed where all of his gopher balls have been located, and it just sucked.
Yeah, you know, that Nolan Ryan was a strikeout pitcher and that's why he got tagged so much.
Cole is a strikeout pitcher who's usually not a dominating pitcher. Ryan was a strikeout pitcher who was dominant.
All kidding aside, Peraza should be a regular for us by sometime next year, unless Cashman decides to trade him for another overrated starter who has 2 years of all important team control left.
Fiddle dee dee.
Cole HR time…
John responds to those who accuse him of jinxing Cole’s no hitter…
“If I could jinx a team I’d rent my self out and go from team to team. I might as well be Tex and Jinx”.
And immediately, jinxed.
Cole’s a five inning pitcher…
Colace.
Just the best name.
A fine job by our ace once again
Cole is an imbecile. No smarts. No guts. No toughness. Cone would have won 330 games if he had had Cole's stuff.
5-inning Energy.
I would have won 220.
Good news is that the Bronx Zoo show is on Animal Planet.
Minimum 220.
JM - Instant classic.
Go ahead and google “5 inning energy” or “5-inning energy”. No results. JM, you’ve produced the rarest of things… an original thought on the internet. Bravo. Love it.
It’s the same shit with Cole, over and over and over
Call the trademark office. Quickly.
Judge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE DID IT!!! HE DID IT!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
THE MAN!!!
Nobody has used that before? Jeepers.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
A curtain call for Judge… And for you too JM, just be bashful about it like Judge.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!
Shucks, Beau.
Landed in the bullpen…he’ll get that ball gratis..
We just renovated the great room and kitchen. This included an 86 inch 8k TV. Which I'm never home to watch. But I'm home tonight. Clearly a homerun off the bat. And he's dirty from the first inning slide like a real ballplayer!!
It credit today's manager. That guy called "not boone"
Scranton-Wilkes Barre RailRiders great makes history.
Cone just pointed out that Mickey protected Maris in '61. No one is protecting Judge.
Pitcher trying to murder Master Bader.
And Master Bader makes him pay, the stupid fuckface!!!!
Give him day off tomorrow. Set new record at Stadium over weekend.
This is very gratifying.
Win, that's why Judge is MVP hands down. No contest.
Everyone is resting tomorrow
Cole has another 3 runs to blow another lead…
Why is fuckface still shitting all over my mound?
3.8 seconds for that ball to get out. Frozen rope.
Cole left it for Britton to lose the lead…
I want to hear Sterling's call for the homer.
I had yes audio on. What was the master's call?
https://twitter.com/jsterlingcalls/status/1125612491977961472?s=46&t=DDEsT4JMgDZ4oYqxn4Wrrw
Best of all, when people talk about that game when a Yankee record was tied, they will NEVER be thinking about Cole matching Guidry’s strikeout mark.
Thanks Ranger!
Excellent point Hinckey
Great point. Cole is no Guidry.
Not a great call, tbh.
...and they said he was too big to play the game. Some Howard C. schmaltz for the occasion.
BJs pull a Red Sox!
Great play by the pitcher and then he makes it worse by not covering home!!
Da blow jays
As Cosell would say "It's all falling apart for the Blue Jays..."
I've never understood the "he's too big" bullshit. Have they never heard of Cecil Fielder? Heavy C was the biggest human I ever saw in real life.
Never made sense to me, either. What about all the NBA players?
Randy Johnson was huge. Dave Winfield was enormous. Darryl Strawberry was very large. Tettleton was no lightweight.
Baseball writes are hateful inbred mutant fuckin' fuckface fuckers.
Boone would fit right in.
Nooooo! Not FlopSweat!!!
Fire hose is in. Guess they want to lose.
Only five runs ahead. Dicey.
Chapman strikes out Chapman (no relation).
Your postseason closer, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm getting ready even if it is FlopSweat.
Throwing 100+, strikes, whiffing guys. Just watch.
Yankees Win!!!
Easy peasy.
Thu-uhuh-UHUHUHUHUHYANKEESWIIINNNNN!!!! History is MADE!!! 61!!! 61!!!! 61!!! ALL RISE!!!!
Hate to believe I’m writing this, but that was a sharp Ninth by Chapman.
Chappie is back. Maybe.
Win!!!!
JM? Lemon 🍋 squeezey.
But 61 was fun!
62 will be too!
Congrats Aaron, and thank you!
Chapo was sent by Satan to destroy us.
wooT Woot
GREAT to see. Not only the home run, but Judge's reactions.
I have to admit, I wondered if he was too big to last in the majors. He seemed to hurt himself just diving or jumping—you know, the way that some NFL players are so huge they damage themselves just by falling.
BUT...he seems to have solved his injury problems. Why is that? Yoga? Adjustments? Different workouts?
And why can't Stanton do something like that?
On Cole: apparently Guidry's strikeout rate was 98 percent above that of the average rate in baseball at the time.
Cole's? 47 percent above. Which is terrific. But...not Guidry.
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