Saturday, September 3, 2022

Today's hostage video

 Can this poor man be saved?

13 comments:

The Hammer of God said...

He brought some of it on himself. Stupid lineup decisions, stupid pitching changes, stupid defensive alignments. Zero feel for the game. Lack of discipline. Lack of emphasis on fundamentals. Lack of backbone to stand up to Cashman and do what is obviously right. You wanna be a "Yes" man, you take your chances that your supervisor knows what he's doing and that he really does want to win.

AboveAverage said...

all right - all right - all right

Maybe its time for Affleck and his Argo team to infiltrate the Steinbrenner Republic of Yankees and free Boone and the other hostages of this treasonous crime against Yankees fans everywhere. . .

AboveAverage said...

(BUT I ALSO AGREE WITH the hamster of god)

Damn - I'm so conflicted about this "miserable, emotionally stunted manager man-child"

Well - we may all know soon enough.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Fuck Boone....sideways!
He doesn't deserve pity. He's got one of the best jobs in baseball and gets paid well. Actually, he gets paid too much for the lack of talent he brings to that position. He might be the worst manager in my lifetime. He makes Stump Merrill look like Casey Stengel, Connie Mack and John McGraw all rolled into one.

Publius said...

Poor guy. Would have had a lifetime of free meals and Old Timers' Day applause. Now, he's "that fuckin' guy". Forever.

Carl J. Weitz said...

Anthony Banda? Is that the newest stiff that genius Cashman and his analytic team thought they could turn into Mariano R.?

Notice that unlike most well-run teams, the Yankees rarely to never bring up a catalyst from their minor league system to prove worthy of the promotion. No matter how highly touted he is. One failure after another.

The only way this team changes for the better is if their plane pulls a Corey Lidle with the entire Bloated Front Office and full roster and coaching staff. Hmmm, come to think of it, I do know a disreputable mechanic who works at La Guardia.

Buhner's Ghost said...

Time to replace him with the obvious choice...Miguel Cairo, Yankee legend and 5-1 as interim manager of White Sox.

The Archangel said...

Please sell controlling interest to Jeter, Posada and Petitte.
They care and would clobber half of these woodchucks.

Is Donaldson now trying out for ACMilan?

As my old coach used to say after an error, "Stick a fork in it."
Then again we were actually ashamed of our bad play, there's guys just cash their big checks and free health care and post-meal spreads.

The trick is just getting there.
Even rookies pose on thier deep fly balls now.

JM said...

I can't watch anymore. It's just too soul crushing.

This is a terrible team, playing terribly. We all know the players who should be benched or DFAed. Preferably the latter. But you know it won't happen, because Cashman is an egotistical idiot.

It's just incredible. I knew this team wasn't what it appeared to be the first few months. But this...I never imagined this.

EDB said...

Sorry, idiots do not need saving. This guy needs ousting.

Celerino Sanchez said...

I think you guys are being a little too hard on this team. Last they were up against Jeff Springs. The guy is practically a legend.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Very true, guys—all of it.

But don't feel TOO bad for Boone. As I mentioned in the last comments, he's a multi-millionaire, married to a former Playboy model with a heart of gold. I think he'll get by.

Hinkey Haines said...

What we need is this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mWqHibI01JQ