Thursday, May 9, 2024

Stroman blowin'

 




23 comments:

JM said...

I used to think Stang looked like a turtle, before Mitch McConnell showed me what turtlism is really about.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

McConnell looks like a boiled pickled turtle. I'd put Stang in the Pogo category. As in likeable.

I had MLB channel on for the game and had to endure Bob Costas for an inning. Thank Yahweh for the magic box.

I almost thought I was looking at a Florida State football game. Since when did do-rags become preferred attire on the Yankees?

JM said...

I hate those, Rufus. No class.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

JM, I have to admit, in my long haired hippy days, I would sometimes wear the babushka. Hey, it was Vermont. I was lucky I was wearing shoes.

JM said...

And now, we honor our country by playing an old record...

JM said...

The prison-style tats are way worse than the do rags. Jesus, really? That's cool?

AboveAverage said...

Add another do to that do-rag and then would it make them all shitheads?

Asking for a friend that’s a representative for Breck shampoo

JM said...

Lol! I like it.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

A quarter of deez gize would be in prison if they couldn't play ball. HALF of the NFL would be.

I liked the YESmen in the studio making fun of Bighead by mocking "do they have a rally in their bones".

JM said...

Holy cow

AboveAverage said...

What would Jim Morrison say - OH WAIT - Nevermind - I already covered that in the Hoss post.

JM said...

Some shot. 473 feet.

JM said...

Blood in the streets of New Haven?

JM said...

Nevermind was Nirvana. And RIP Steve Albini.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

That Judge kid may turn into a pretty good ballplayer.

JM said...

Golden sombrero for Giancarlo.

JM said...

Crap.

Doug K. said...

Ryan McBroom? More like Ryan McDoom.

BTR999 said...

Volpe still can’t command the strike zone, swung at ball 4 twice in a row…with the best hitter in baseball waiting to hit next.

Get him the fuck out of the lead-off spot, and stop trying to sell him as one of your “stars” by insisting he belongs there.

And why does Todd Frazier always look like he just burned one down?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The Missus said about Mikey, "hey, didn't this get hit a big home run once?"

I said, "No, only when it doesn't count." ...just before he struck out.

The curse of the duque. Ryan McBroom must become "he who shall not be named".

Rufus T. Firefly said...

=> "this guy"

Copelius said...

Last 7 days Judge has raised his OPS .131. Granted that would be an impossible feat in August, it is still pretty impressive

Stang said...

Thanks for buying my record!