2. Possess 5th best record in MLB.
3. Did this without Gerrit Cole. (Back in mid-June? Wait? That's just next month!)
4. Did this with Aaron Judge - "Captain Ejection" - in slump.
5. Judge slump might be ending. (.355 over last nine games, has raised BA 30 points, to .220.)
6. Impossibly, Juan Soto has lived up to NY hype.
7. Yank starters have lasted at least 4 innings in every game. (Tied with Baltimore.) Bullpen better off than other teams.
8. Clay Holmes = MLB's best closer.
9. Luis Gil (ERA: 3.19) has pitched like ace.
10. In months to come, Kahnle, Effross, Trivino, Brubaker (escapee from prison) should boost staff.
BONUS: Yanks' "signature" beer brewed near Syracuse.
Note: If we lose to Astro cheats, disregard all above.
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Everyone knows that Blakney looked at Judge and suffered a premature ejection.
Haiku Tuesday - Tooth for a Tooth edition
Ball of Confusion
That’s what the Yanks are today
Hey Hey - Team plays on
Roofus - Early bird catches the worm…..or do you have a colonoscopy scheduled for the morning?
Which beer is it? There seem to be an awful lot of brewers around Baldwinsville.
JM, Goose Island “New York Legendary Ale”
AA, fortunately, no. How-evah, unfortunately my allergies are killing me, hence the early morning start.
Meant to include this https://www.localsyr.com/news/local-news/yankees-name-beer-brewed-in-baldwinsville-as-signature-yankee-stadium-beer/
11. New tires are expensive
12. A good croissant is good
13. Hal sux dawg ballz
Also, nice work, AA.
IIHIIF HAIKU #3079
COLONOSCOPY
OPPORTUNISTIC RAY GUN
LITTLE HAL SUCKS BALLS
14. I don't have a colonoscopy scheduled.
15. Colonoscopies cure Hay Fever
AA. Didn't you hear the announcement about the brown acid?
15. I'm supposedly due for a colonoscopy, but I don't feel the urgency. Maybe it's just fear of MiraLax.
By the way, "This beer is crisp, aromatic and fruity golden ale with brilliant clarity. Its slight sweetness from 2-row barley and wheat malts are balanced with light bitterness from Mt. Hood and Hallertau hops, says the Yankees website."
What the fuck does all that mean?
Danka Herr Bitter
YOURS WAS A BLASTER
CANT DODGE CAUSE IT BE FASTER
CASHMAN HAS NO DICK
JM - Quite simply it means that it is made with the same barely, wheat and hops that MiraLax is.
If fact, if you discover a container into a large, BIG GULP-SIZED cup of sparkling water I betcha it will taste pretty much the same.
(however your results may vary. A LOT)
Strike barely- add barley.
Thanks for your cooperation, citizen
Cashman won't even hire a guy named Dick.
He loves Dick!
Here on the Island, Blue Point makes Pinstripe Pils, a perfectly good pilsner
- wow - the auto correct mutiny on my above MiraLax response to JM was just . . . . spectacular -
(autocorrect = brown acid)
your brown acid comment occurred prior to the JM comment, Roofus - but I see what you're cooking
The last dick I remember was Dick Tidrow...
Dick Butkus
Dick Dale
Dick Tracy
Tom, Dick and Harry
Tricky Dick
And then there is this…
https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/7py1fx/the_alldick_team/?rdt=41222
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