I have a few questions:
1. How does it help if the Italians charge around their houses when they don't get the Yankees on tv in the first place?
2. The international call-out seems to assume people speak and read english. Have you considered translating the call into, let's say, 123 languages?
3. I will be listening on radio ( unless Pukilis is out of the line-up due to incompetence and overpayment ) and cannot, therefore, follow TV intervention protocols.
4. Radio intervention: I plan to tie the radio with string and swirl it over my head ( yes, it is battery operated ).
5. If the Yankees still lose ( due to the possible delayed reaction of the Ju-Ju ), I shall sling it over an oak tree branch where it will remain until our winning streak begins and ends. Each day we lose, I will strike the hanging radio with a bat, signed by Paul O'Neil.
6. Since Ju-Ju interventions have, heretofore, always been efficacious, is there a plan B in the event global climate change ( for example), or Michele Bachman's announced retirement from government service, has forever altered predictable outcomes?
7. I think an oft overlooked element of these interventions is the role of, "demon rum." Everyone should have a bottle of Caribbean dark rum by their side to swill vigorously with each pitch.
I eagerly await your counsel and commentary.
I just wish Dellin Bettances was starting.
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Since I take the posting by MUSTANG as a sign, I shall replace the "demon rum" for this evening with the glazed-donut-flavored vodka. I am at this very moment searching through all the finest purveyors of spirits in Syracuse to find this beverage.
Once I find it, I intend to hit the sports apparel shops to purchase a Betances jersey to wear for the intervention.
What about the live chickens?
I like the idea about swinging the radio by its cord. But don't hit anybody.
forget the radio. swing alphonso.
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