FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS
Friday, June 7, 2013
Posted by el duque at 11:31 AM
The reality is this: By the time either reaches the Show - if either does - the odds are pretty good that John Sterling will no longer be the Voice of the Yankees, driven by Jeep. He's on one-year contracts, and it seems every winter, the brass ponders an offer from ESPN. One of these years, well...
But as long as there are Yankees, there will be fans who want to imagine what John Sterling would have done to a homerun.
So... without further adieu... Eric Jagielo...
JAGGY JACKS ONE.
ERIC JAGIELO... LET'S SMOKE A KILO!
ERIC... HE'S HOMERIC!
And Aaron Judge...
AARON... THANKS FOR SHARIN'.
ORDER IN THE COURTROOM, HERE COME DE JUDGE!
BANG THE GAVEL; THE JUDGE HAS ISSUED HIS RULING, AND THE OPPOSING PITCHER MAY NOW APPROACH THE BENCH...