Introducing the IT IS HIGH All-Time Monster Team

The batting order (with help from Mustang and Moose)

2b Invisible Man (gets lots of seeing-eye hits)

3b Dracula (good with bat)

c  The Blob (that's not booing; that's the fans yelling "Goo.")

cf Evil Clown (makes circus catches)

rf Leatherface (knocks the cover off the ball, then wears it... or, gulp, flashes leather)

lf (Platoon: Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde (switch hitters) 

ss Wolfman (loves to chase balls)

lb 50-foot woman (good at stretch)


PITCHERS

sp Godzilla (brings heat)

sp Frankenstein (has live arm)

sp Mummy (occasionally unravels)

rp Doctor Phibes (doctors the ball)

BENCH 

Freddie Kruger (solid cut-off man) 

The Manster (double-header)

Creature from Black Lagoon (never leaves ducks on the pond)

Mothra (gives it a ride)

Jason (kills the umpire)

Dick Cheney (bush league tactics)
 
The Fly (creator of infield fly rule);
 
Hideous Sun Demon (day games only)

Klatu Robot (five-tools:... crush buildings, death ray, shield against missiles, make time halt, hit for average)