Friday, June 21, 2013

Help: My sons need a name for their band. I'm trying to think of a cool, subtle Yankee insider phase that will catapult them fame. Well?


Cletus Boyerus.

Driven by Jeep.

Jesus Montero.

Right Field Porch.

Evil Empire.


Georgie Juice.




19 comments:

BernBabyBern said...

Chicken Stanley and the No-Hit Shortstops

Bucky F'ing Dent

Let's Bean Youkilis

The Scooters

(Remember, Evil Empire is trademarked by the bastards at MLB)

Bob said...

Sknay

Stang said...

Suzyn Gets Her Star

Mike said...

The Cashmen

Ben Gurion said...

The Hebrew Homeboys

joe de pastry said...

The Pepitones

Anonymous said...

Cash traded Jesus

Cash killed Jesus

Jeter's Ball Sweat

Jeter's Taint

Stank Hank

Petronius Arbiter said...

Luxury Tax

Swinging Kei said...

Worst Offense Evah

SanJoseKid said...

Joe got it: THE PEPITONES!

Leinstery said...

"Curses, zoiled again"

John's newest call for that dominican guy. I actually burst out laughing.

KD said...

Surgically Repaired

pepitone said...

The Joe de Pastries

pepitone said...

The San Jose Kids

Ben Dover said...

The Mustang Sallies

Stang said...

The 15th Out

Anonymous said...

Bloody sock

BernBabyBern said...

"This band name has been removed due to a copyright claim by Major League Baseball Properties"

Alphonso said...

Embarrassed children?

.180 hitters?