Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Has The Master lost hope?

Normally, the Daily News' Bob Raissman rips John Sterling for being a shameless Yankee whorehound. BAH.

Now, he claims that The Master has given up on the 2013 team.

Well, Mr. Raissman, you are wrong - quite wrong -  Chien-Ming Wang Wrong.

The Master does not give up on the Yankees. Understand? He might not like what he's seeing. He doesn't like the digits on the Little Debbie scoreboard, or the inability of certain Yankee batters - at times, a simple ground ball will  do the trick - to drive in Yankee base runners. And it really bothers him when umpires, for whatever reasons, won't even give the great Mariano Rivera the benefit of the doubt on a corner of the plate! It should bother anybody who cares about the game of baseball!

Anybody who thinks the Jeep-driven John Sterling has given up on the 2013 New York Yankees doesn't know the Jeep-driven John Sterling or the 2013 New York Yankees! Maybe this Raissman keyboard-jockey needs get a call from accident attorneys Cellino  & Barnes - that's 1-800-888-8888! - to remind him of what can happen on the roads.

Last month, John announced flatly that the Yankees will re-sign Robbie Cano, there is no doubt, take it to the bank. A-Rod is coming back. And Grandy, and the Captain.

Write this down: The Master has not given up on the Yankees.

I HEREBY CALL FOR MR. JOHN STERLING TO ANSWER HIS CRITICS, ONCE AND FOR ALL AT THE NEXT APPROPRIATE JUCTURE... BY UNLEASHING A 7.00-SECOND OR ABOVE WIN-WARBLE!

SEVEN SECONDS OR MORE.

IT'S TIME TO LET WIN-WARBLES DO THE TALKING!  

2 comments:

manx said...

ICHI-ICHI! YEAH! YEAH! BYE! BYE! Suzuki takes one for a TEST DRIVE in the rightfield seats! BALLGAME OVER! YANKEES WIN! THEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

Leinstery said...

And in the fourth hour after being challenged by a mortal, with cause from a walk off home run, the Master delivered.