Monday, August 4, 2014

Have You Missed Me?



David Phellps had been a stalwart up until last night.

He had even exceeded the maximum innings count he had ever recorded for a single season.

Mostly, he was surprising you with his consistency.

True, his win/loss record wasn't lighting up the Cy Young input terminals, but it was not his fault the Yankees scored just above 2 runs per game for him.

Did you notice that he left the game early last night?

Did you hear any of the rhetoric about soreness in the elbow area?

I've been away for a while, but I was sent back last night.

We get hungry also.  We needed another player.

Carry on.

2 comments:

KD said...

go home and eat your eggs, you evil monster!!

Ken of Brooklyn said...

I'm placing 666 turduckens on tall silver stakes to ward you off, you foul fowl creature!