Sunday, March 29, 2009

Spam of the Week

God love them:

CONGRATULATIONS WINNER !!!
Award Prize Madrid, Spain.

Dear Beneficiary

We are please to announce to you as one of 10 luckywinners in Euro Milliones Lottery International Email Address draw on the 25th of March 2009, do to the mixture of names and addresses, the result was release on the 25th of March 2009. All 10 winning addresses were randomly select from abatch of 50,000,000 international email address.

Your email address emerge alongside with 10 others as a category 3 winner in the Euro Milliones Lottery Draw. Consequently, you therefore been approve for total pay of 1,000,000:00 (One Million Euros Only) The following particulars are attached to your lotto payment order:
(I) Batch No: BCA/022 /CAC(ii) Ticket No : 197-033 -02345(iii) Lucky No: 04-6-8-12-24(iv) Ref No: MTD/SAN/9500/LAS.

The Euro Milliones Lottery Program internet draw is helded once in a year, and is so organized to encourages the use of the internet and all of computers worldwide. We are proud to say that over 200 Million Euros are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide on the world. To claim your winning prize you are to contact appoint agent as soon as possible for immediate release of your winning prize:

NAME: DR.JONATHAN TITUSSWISS MOBILE SECURITY COMPANY SPAIN.Email:swmscomp@ozu.es

Then you will be informed by agent on how your Cashier's Check for the sum which has already been deposited with your email contact. We use this opportunity to thank all our Sponsors/Contributors of this program: Heineken, Sony, master card, Vodafone, play station, Ford, matel. For payment, please do provide with the following informations And send to our appointed agent as inscribed in this writing letter.

Notice; you are automatically disqualified if you are older than below 18 years of ages.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs.Victoria Martinez
PROMOTION CORDINATOR
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4 comments:

Bronx Baseball Daily said...

really?

CFO Fonzy said...

Isn't that how we paid for Kei Igawa?

Wailin' Suzyn said...

DR.JONATHAN TITUSSWISS is a gynocologist, right?

Alibi Ike said...

Dr. Jonathan Titusswiss is a character from "David Copperfield," I believe.