Saturday, March 31, 2018

The two-team race begins with Billy McKinney's lifetime in the lurch

The Yankiverse is a strange place, a dimension of space and time, unbound by the curds and whey of conventional physics. Here, an entire lifetime can unfold in a weekend. For example, consider the case of Billy McKinney, who delivered a hit last night, but who might disappear by Monday, and not return until September... (or ever, as a Yankee.) We are down a center fielder, and Jacoby Ellsbury is almost ready. That will send McKinney to Scranton, the city of coal museums and trade chips. If he hits there, McKinney could well become the focus of a mid-summer trade. We used to call Rob Refsnyder
"Brigadoon" because he only appeared once every hundred years. Frankly, many Yankee prospects could earn that nickname. 



If we've seen anything thus far, it is that Torontonians should think about hockey. By mid June, the Blue Jays will be a weekly garage sale, dedicating themselves to 2020, (aka the Year of Hugh Downs.) Their best player can't throw the ball to first base in the air. Their hitters look so bad that we cannot gauge Yankee pitching: are we that good, or are they simply awful?

Between now and October, we cannot fathom the comedy and/or tragedy that awaits us, only that nonstop events will enfold us like a fart in an elevator. And this year, everything revolves around two teams: us and the Redsocks.

Yesterday, the worst thing that could happen... happened. David Price pitched well, like the guy they thought they were getting via the priciest pitching contract in history. A big season from Price could be seismic event in the AL East, matched only by one of our own... Aaron Judge.

As usual, everything hinges on injuries... though you could add Price and Judge to the list of intangibles. Thus far, we haven't seen enough to know what to expect. If Judge produces anything like last year, it's hard to imagine the Yankees missing the post-season. If he were to completely tank, as he did last July, and become an outfield version of Chris Carter... well, that would be a 6'7" hole in the batting order. We'll deal with that if it happens.

Currently, the Redsocks have five players on the DL - Dustin Pedroia, Drew Pomeranz, Tyler Thornberg, Steven Wright and Eduardo Rodriguez. Four pitchers and a 2B.

We have four: Ellsbury, Bird, Frazier and now Hicks. Three outfielders and a 1B. Both teams have been hit in concentrated areas. Which is why we're seeing Billy McKinney. Let's enjoy his Yankee lifetime, while it lasts. "Brigadoon" McKinney? Who knows?

9 comments:

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...


Was I the only idiot to think that ABoone would NOT put El Chapo in last night?

3-run lead. Robertson had thrown 5 (f-i-v-e) pitches in the 8th. Got 2 outs with those!

Alternatives:

1. Use DRobby in the 9th, maybe another 12-20 pitches, and then rest him today. Have El Chapo ready for tonight (and maybe tomorrow).

2. Use El Chapo in the 9th.....threw 23 pitches to get 3 outs. Now you can't use him today.

Maybe I'm overthinking this. But it sure seemed last night as if Girardi were still pulling the strings....

ranger_lp said...

Blame Cashman and the Analytics (good name for a band, eh?).

Retired Stratman said...

Great name, Ranger! I've been trying to decide on a name for the bar band I'm putting together for my retirement. I've got it down to three choices now:

1. The Pompetus of Love
2. Old Fat Bald Guys In Hawaiian Shirts (OFBGIHS)
3. Cashman and the Analytics

Tough choices...any help appreciated.

Anonymous said...

You've got to get your closers into games early in the season to work off the rust. Maybe December Rob can close tonight 7f he threw so few pitches

HoraceClarke66 said...

I like OFBGHIS...but Cashman and the Analytics is a close second.

I agree with Anonymous: I don't mind him working Chapman a little right off, but it can't become a constant. As the season goes on, our closer should not be in there with 6-1 or 4-1 leads.

And yes, what a mess of a team Toronto has! I don't know anybody roots for them: the team's been in exactly two postseasons, and finished first once since 1993. They don't even tank and rebuild. They just plod along in a steady state.

Retired Stratman said...

Well, so much for McKinney. The Black Swan has claimed four outfielders and it’s only the third game of the season. So who’s up next? Florial? He looked pretty good in spring training.

JM said...

Truly, between yesterday and today (Sat.), it does seem that Girardi was phoning in the pitching changes. The amazement continues.

Anonymous said...

I have to agree with Joe, FOB - - Boone should not have put El Chapo out there in Game 2's situation...D-Rob was cruising, I say, leave him in...

Boone's using El Chapo in the first two games led directly to the Toonces Boondoggle in today's game - - painful to watch. I just hope that Boone has learned his lesson from this sad spectacle.

Alternatively, he could have put in either Greenie (supposedly stretched out), or D-Rob (what, five pitches is all he could muster?? Methinks not).

Boonie, PLEASE don't make me wish for Joey Blue-Binders to return...PUH-LEEZ.

I agree with the guys, above: try to trade Toonces - - maybe package in Warren with him, too - - and get someone slightly better-than-serviceable in return. LB (No J)

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