Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Ce n'est pas une intervention

This is NOT an intervention for Sir Didi, who I have it on good authority is NOT in a slump, courtesy of the Mystical Diet Coke section of my local bodega. Nor should it be considered in any way a tribute to Urban Farmer.

—"Rapid René" Magritte


22 comments:

Anonymous said...



I keep waiting for the commemorative Coke bottles with the names of the 1986 Mets on them.

Doug K.

TheWinWarblist said...

Benedícat vos omnípotens Ruthus, et Scooter, et Mantleus, et Spíritus Jeterus.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

That is not a bottle of Coca-cola.

Leinstery said...

I turn it on, Bird strikes out. Why bother?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

"CASHMAN, YOU SUCK!"

TheWinWarblist said...

Blessed are you Rufus. Blessed.

TheWinWarblist said...

Suzyn says we are getting a wee tray of Lasagna to replace Tanaka on Thursday.

TheWinWarblist said...

YES IN FUCKIN' DIDI !!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Didi needs to be benched.

He looked tired rounding the bases.

TheWinWarblist said...

Conserving energy he was. Wind and solar powered, he is. Very environmentally conscious.

Leinstery said...

Eureka! I've figured out Didi's slump. Wind and solar powered energy isn't enough, he needs Indian point energy. Call Cuomo and tell him to order to reactors be turned on, get those turbines spinning. We need Didi, and Didi needs Indian Point Energy Center.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Don't forget Comical Edison!

In other news, Carlton is having a pretty good game. 74 pitches through 4 with 2 hits.

TheWinWarblist said...

DAWNING OF THE AGE OF FUCKIN' GERGORIUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Why does Bird have to suck so hard? Why? And he's injured all the time. How is he supposed to even be a major leaguer?

TheWinWarblist said...

Wrap his precious little self in bubble wrap and ship Bird to Chernobyl.

TheWinWarblist said...

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HoraceClarke66 said...

Thank you, thank you, I will accept in advance all of your plaudits for not intervening in Didi's non-slump.

Need I remind you, that was not Greg Bird out there tonight, but BLP, Bird's Limitless Potential. It remains limitless.

And a rare sighting of Neil Walker! I think if there is one thing that absolutely everybody on this blog agrees on now, it's that Neil needs to go.

I'm going to look for a bottle marked "Brandon" tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THE PROSPECT OF GREG BIRD....

.....BUT IN REALITY....I'M JUST NOT FEELING HIM.

HE DOESN'T GET ANY HITS IF THEY AREN'T HOMERS.

I'M NOT SEEING ANY HITS TO THE OPPOSITE FIELD, NO LESS ANY HITS AT ALL.

NOT GOOD.

LETS NOT FORGET BRIAN "COOPERSTOWN" CASHMAN, THE GRAND HIGH EXALTED MYSTIC RULER OF ALL BASEBALL PROGNOSTICATION WHO PROCLAIMED BIRD IS "THE BEST HITTER IN OUR ORGANIZATION".

WE'RE WAITING........

Anonymous said...

BTW.....

INCREDIBLE WORK ON DIDI, HOSS!...

IMPECCABLE!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Thank you, ALL-CAPS! And Bird...yeah. It's early still, but...

Meanwhile, Walker must go. Now.

TheWinWarblist said...

Well done Hoss. Every win is a big win.

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