Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Tampa Night Self-Destruction Game Thread

 








56 comments:

13bit said...

IBS LADY FOREVER!!!

YES!

MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE IN THIS BROKEN, SORRY LIFE.

IBS IBS IBS

FUCK YOU, HAL, YOU STINKING CANKER SORE, YOU CARBUNCLE ON THE ASS OF YOUR FATHER'S CORPSE, YOU OOZING OPEN SPIGOT OF PUS AND CHEAP-ITUDE. FOOD STAMPS HAL, YOU FOUL STINKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU PUDDLE OF GOAT PISS UNDER DOCTOR OLU'S TRAILER.

FUCK YOU, HAL, BRIAN, AND BOONEY AND FUCK YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE OXFORD COMMA.

IBS IBS IBS

ranger_lp said...

Judge hit one finally...thank Goddess that we have a real 1B now...

TheWinWarblist said...

"Flaming turds!"


You go bitty!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Well, that's 5 outs from Montgomery. Probably need to be happy with that.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

What Mr. Bit said.

But you'll have to fight me for the attentions of IBS lady. Va-Va-Va-VOOM!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

What's the stat for two passed balls in an inning? Is it "On The Mound With Two Passed Balls In An Inning?" OTMWTPBIAI? A new stat! It *must* mean something!

TheWinWarblist said...

Didn't Sanchez pioneer that stat?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

ESpewN stat: Montgomery has given up more HRs to the DEVIL rays than any other team.

He also has MORE FUCKING STARTS AGAINST THEM, YOU FUCKING STAT BOY IDJITS!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Winnie, it is more cause than effect with ICS-2. May be the reason some pitchers have their favorite 'specialty catcher'.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Gary, Hustling again.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

But what about IBS lady, huh!

My loins are pulsating.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Well in a platonic sort of way.

TheWinWarblist said...

Check that hernia, Rufus. Make sure it's not incarcerated.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

ESpewN is horrible. I have turned to out of sync Sterlingvision on the audio.

Even out of sync, it's better.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Winnie, I have never been incarcerated, despite grade school teachers' predictions.

Incapacitated due to bourbon? I'll need to consult my lawyer before answering.

HoraceClarke66 said...

SHE'S BACK! IN ALL HER RASCALLY, RED-HEADED, IRRITATED BOWEL GLORY!!!

We worship our Lady of IBS!

Monty looking like it's El Alamein. Bad break when Judge hit the ball hard again with a man on third, but right at Juice-arena.

Still, team looks alive. Maybe they've gone from the Void to the Voit.

ranger_lp said...

Three Card Monty has pitched pretty well…

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Her name is Llana Becker, but it doesn’t appear she has ever done porn. I was never into scat anyway.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Fucker! Voit almost took it out.

Damn, we need ONE MORE RUN in this game, I think. 2-1 won't do it. A 3-1 lead might.

So nice to be watching baseball c. 1906, albeit without the strategy, running, or low, low prices.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Sancho! Wonders WILL never cease!

Even smart, stepping out on this quick-pitch jerk.

TheWinWarblist said...

Monty goes 2 and 1/3 times through the lineup and he's out. Very progressive of Boone. Very progressive.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Gardy taking one for the team.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Beau,

That is Irritabelle, lust of my life.

HoraceClarke66 said...

LeMahieu looking completely fooled up there.

TheWinWarblist said...

Wow, could Tampa be worse hitters than the Yankees?

TheWinWarblist said...

TWO HITS IN A ROW!! IT'S A RALLY!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

IBS lady has given me a reason to watch baseball again.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Terrible at-bat by Gio.

TheWinWarblist said...

That's not a fucking rally.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Even John is disappointed.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Amazing we could not get a run there. Off a mediocre, left-handed reliever.

Leinstery said...

You can guarantee a loss after that shit.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Great game by The Gleyber tonight.

ranger_lp said...

He’s out

Leinstery said...

Error by Gleyber and WE'RE OFF!

ranger_lp said...

What a throw!

HoraceClarke66 said...

They'll turn this one over, despite the optimism of the Yankees announcers. Glad we got that extra run.

HoraceClarke66 said...

But no! A break. Okay, we'll take it.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Sancho looking like the Sancho of old.

Unfortunately, so is Chapo.

ranger_lp said...

Flop Sweat can’t throw a strike…

HoraceClarke66 said...

Uh-oh.

HoraceClarke66 said...

So that great break with the wild pitch was just the set-up by the juju gods.

Wow, they're already in midseason form!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Another break—but Chapo is a mess.

HoraceClarke66 said...

All right, well, he got through it. But I wonder if we get the injury news later...

HoraceClarke66 said...

I attribute it all to our redheaded Vision of Gastric Beauty.

TheWinWarblist said...

Aaaaahh!! Thhh-uhuhuhuhub-UH-UH-UH YANKEES WIN!!

TheWinWarblist said...

"Big win to beat Tampa in Tampa," so says The Master.

ranger_lp said...

Rolaids comes through....

Anonymous said...

Great play!

Doug K.

TheWinWarblist said...

Of course - as we all know - every Yankee win is a big Yankee win.

Kevin said...

WTF do the lads have the "run on contact" play on EVERY FUCKING TIME we have a runner on third base? They must have lost at least four runs so far this season.

"Ahhhh but that play never works".

Kevin said...

And ANOTHER thing, is Eddie Perez drunk/stoned for every Yankee telecast? He gets into a snickering fest with one of partners over "sat iz unknown" for maybe a couple of innings. Arkansas polio weed, perhaps?

HoraceClarke66 said...

Mets won on that play tonight...but with a speedy, marginal player on third.

When you have a not-so-fast guy, hugely vulnerable to injury, why run it? Why not just have Stanton fake a little to maybe keep the DP fro happening and go back to third?

Anonymous said...

Turnaround at-bat for Frazier--if they let him play.

Kevin said...

No such thing as a "turnaround AB".

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Kevin. You're a moron and a Cashman toady--a thoroughly grotesque specimen.