Friday, May 21, 2021

Yanks resume great historical rivalry with White Sox Game Thread

 You know, Dan Pasqua...



41 comments:

Celerino Sanchez said...

If given time Pasqua & Maas = Mantle & Maris

TheWinWarblist said...

And here is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.

TheWinWarblist said...

Oh. Oh. Monty is pitching. That's too bad.

TheWinWarblist said...

We learn that The Master has a Toyota Camry. "A great car."

Anonymous said...

The Yankees score so infrequently Sterling should change his home run call to
Goooooooooaaaaal!

Doug K.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Good one, Doug K.!

And Celerino Sanchez, I love your namesake. But never in this world were Dan Pasqua and Kevin Maas going to be Mantle and Maris. They weren't even going to be Gamble and Velez.

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...


NYYs have 13 outs - 10 via K. Really? I thought this nightmare was already at its max.

Proves that I know abs. nuthin.

Platoni said...

Nice, 10 Ks and they're not even half way through this game

TheWinWarblist said...

The Yankees are not going to score tonight. I hate them.

TheWinWarblist said...

I have to say, the complete lack of contact seems to have solved the "long game problem."

TheWinWarblist said...

Games were far too encumbered by offense in the past. Hits, rallies, maneuvering to get men in scoring position. That crackpot Charley Lau nearly ruined the game with his obsession with contact and hitting .300.

Still it's a shame that he passed so young, aged 50 of cancer.

Anonymous said...

Yankees 2021: an historic no-hitter, followed by a no-run game.

Anonymous said...

Goooooooooaaaaaal!

TheWinWarblist said...

IT'S GLEYBER DAY!! LIKE A GOOD GLEYBER - FUCK YOU YANKEES HATE YOU - LIKE A GOOD GLEYBER, TORRES IS THERE!!!

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...


Obviously, we destroyed the White Sox starter by fanning repeatedly. He became exhausted, we got into the bullpen -- and there you are!

Or something.

TheWinWarblist said...

Boone had better not let Montgomery out there to start the 8th. I swear to gods I will drive to Westchester and shit on his front porch if Boone lets Monty go back out there.

Pocono Steve said...

Motherfornicator.

Anonymous said...

They are SO SO bad. Ten runners out at the plate this year.

Doug K.

Pocono Steve said...

And the rationalization of it on the TV broadcast: "Well, it was run on contact." FOH. There is no planet on which the fastest player on the Yankees should be gunned down by 20 feet at HP.

Platoni said...

10 runners out at the plate? Must be the dead ball. Fucking Manfred

TheWinWarblist said...

I hate them so much.

TheWinWarblist said...

Triple play? Triple play. Now they are just fucking with us.

Pocono Steve said...

That, I did not expect.

ranger_lp said...

Baseball Gods are smiling on us...

ranger_lp said...

Good...no stupid baserunning so far in this inning...

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!

ranger_lp said...

Torres had a great game...

JM said...

That was the best 9th I can remember seeing. Holy fuck.

Pocono Steve said...

They somehow managed to turn a toothache of a game into a feel-good win.

Platoni said...

Joe, they're like that boxer that lets you pummel him to a bloody mess until you're tired "come at me, punchy" and THEN he knocks you out.

Or smth

TheWinWarblist said...

The-e-e-e-uh-uh-uhuhuhuhuh-UH-UH-UHUHUHUH YANKEES WIN!!!!!

The fuckers!!

DickAllen said...

I cannot recall a more astonishing finish to a game in a long time.

If it hasn’t already been said, that was a huge Yankees win. HUGE.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Turn on the Mets game if you're still awake. WTF are the Marlins wearing? Is that actually a uniform?

Barney said...
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HoraceClarke66 said...

Looks like Hicks is out for the season. Hmmm..

Anonymous said...

Hmmm? How about huzzah!

celerino sanchez said...

Horace Clarke, OK maybe they were more like Frank Tepedino & Jim Lyttle, but a little Hyperbole never hurt anyone.

ranger_lp said...

Rumor is that the Yanks are interested in DeShields in Texas AAA. Another marginal OF...jeez...

JM said...

Just when you think we made room for a young, talented centerfielder....yuck.

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