Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Haiku Joe

 


32 comments:

AboveAverage said...

Well done, Sir.

Bravo!

WAITER! Get this man a Bazooka Joe Hazy Double IPA, please!

Also kind Server, I'd appreciate it if you would include one of your free TUESDAY HAIKU Colonoscopies.

THANK YOU!

TheWinWarblist said...

Dread.

Carl J. Weitz said...

I'd rather get a free pair of X-ray specs than a gold-plated ring. Will an extra quarter cover the difference?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The problem with the x-ray specs is that they work when you look at *anyone*. Most (ok - ALL) of this group, I'd rather not look at with x-ray specs. I'll stick with the decoder ring.

Doug K. said...

I was more of a hypnocoin/chicknotizer guy myself.

JM said...

"Oh Mac! You ARE a real man after all!"

BTR999 said...

🆙⬆️!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Terrific work, Doug!

TheWinWarblist said...

Boon-zooka !!

JM said...

I've always said Holmes is not a closer. Therein lies the dread.

You don't see a lot of thereins these days.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I rarely see "therein" whilst reading the interwebs.

TheWinWarblist said...

SUCK IT VERLANDER!!!!!!

JM said...

Fucking kid gets two strikes then loses the plate. That control problem again.

JM said...

Verlander ain't got it tonight.

AboveAverage said...

I wuz gunna say Verlander has only given up four runs - I hope he gives up twenty.

Otherwise its only four runs on five hits.

I now take that back

Knock him around the field, BOYZ!

AboveAverage said...

The toxic, oozing pimple of Houston goes down swinging!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

LIL' TONY!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Gil in for another inning. Is Gil still on a pitch count?

TheWinWarblist said...

GET OUT THE CHERRY CHAPSTICK ASSTROS AND BLOW ME!!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Making dinner and I missed the good part -- Verlander eating corn the long way.

Maybe Boonie's ex will 'splain to his wifey that they *all* cheat on the pinups.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Winnie, better them than me.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

That's a Gleyber slide!

Pocono Steve said...

Gleyber the Unproductive

Rufus T. Firefly said...

A little late, but Coney has been good making fun of Kay tonite.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

PS.

I still don't like Vertigo, but I hate him less. Maybe he'll teach the slackers to run out a grounder.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Why is Ned Flanders pitching? Was Disco Stu not available?

ranger_lp said...

Another Gulf of Tonkin disaster…

ranger_lp said...

Yankees Win!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Even the blowouts raise my blood pressure.

BTR999 said...
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BTR999 said...

The Verlander implosion sooo predictable.. How you ask? He was starting for my fantasy team tonight..

A win and a loss. A question of balance…asked in the Twilight Zone.

AboveAverage said...

BTR - Gil is on my team …