Well, Suzyn, I thank you...
Well done, Sir.Bravo!WAITER! Get this man a Bazooka Joe Hazy Double IPA, please!Also kind Server, I'd appreciate it if you would include one of your free TUESDAY HAIKU Colonoscopies.THANK YOU!
Dread.
I'd rather get a free pair of X-ray specs than a gold-plated ring. Will an extra quarter cover the difference?
The problem with the x-ray specs is that they work when you look at *anyone*. Most (ok - ALL) of this group, I'd rather not look at with x-ray specs. I'll stick with the decoder ring.
I was more of a hypnocoin/chicknotizer guy myself.
"Oh Mac! You ARE a real man after all!"
🆙⬆️!
Terrific work, Doug!
Boon-zooka !!
I've always said Holmes is not a closer. Therein lies the dread.You don't see a lot of thereins these days.
I rarely see "therein" whilst reading the interwebs.
SUCK IT VERLANDER!!!!!!
Fucking kid gets two strikes then loses the plate. That control problem again.
Verlander ain't got it tonight.
I wuz gunna say Verlander has only given up four runs - I hope he gives up twenty.Otherwise its only four runs on five hits.I now take that backKnock him around the field, BOYZ!
The toxic, oozing pimple of Houston goes down swinging!!!
LIL' TONY!!
Gil in for another inning. Is Gil still on a pitch count?
GET OUT THE CHERRY CHAPSTICK ASSTROS AND BLOW ME!!!!
Making dinner and I missed the good part -- Verlander eating corn the long way.Maybe Boonie's ex will 'splain to his wifey that they *all* cheat on the pinups.
Winnie, better them than me.
That's a Gleyber slide!
Gleyber the Unproductive
A little late, but Coney has been good making fun of Kay tonite.
PS.I still don't like Vertigo, but I hate him less. Maybe he'll teach the slackers to run out a grounder.
Why is Ned Flanders pitching? Was Disco Stu not available?
Another Gulf of Tonkin disaster…
Yankees Win!!!
Even the blowouts raise my blood pressure.
The Verlander implosion sooo predictable.. How you ask? He was starting for my fantasy team tonight..A win and a loss. A question of balance…asked in the Twilight Zone.
BTR - Gil is on my team …
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Well done, Sir.
Bravo!
WAITER! Get this man a Bazooka Joe Hazy Double IPA, please!
Also kind Server, I'd appreciate it if you would include one of your free TUESDAY HAIKU Colonoscopies.
THANK YOU!
Dread.
I'd rather get a free pair of X-ray specs than a gold-plated ring. Will an extra quarter cover the difference?
The problem with the x-ray specs is that they work when you look at *anyone*. Most (ok - ALL) of this group, I'd rather not look at with x-ray specs. I'll stick with the decoder ring.
I was more of a hypnocoin/chicknotizer guy myself.
"Oh Mac! You ARE a real man after all!"
🆙⬆️!
Terrific work, Doug!
Boon-zooka !!
I've always said Holmes is not a closer. Therein lies the dread.
You don't see a lot of thereins these days.
I rarely see "therein" whilst reading the interwebs.
SUCK IT VERLANDER!!!!!!
Fucking kid gets two strikes then loses the plate. That control problem again.
Verlander ain't got it tonight.
I wuz gunna say Verlander has only given up four runs - I hope he gives up twenty.
Otherwise its only four runs on five hits.
I now take that back
Knock him around the field, BOYZ!
The toxic, oozing pimple of Houston goes down swinging!!!
LIL' TONY!!
Gil in for another inning. Is Gil still on a pitch count?
GET OUT THE CHERRY CHAPSTICK ASSTROS AND BLOW ME!!!!
Making dinner and I missed the good part -- Verlander eating corn the long way.
Maybe Boonie's ex will 'splain to his wifey that they *all* cheat on the pinups.
Winnie, better them than me.
That's a Gleyber slide!
Gleyber the Unproductive
A little late, but Coney has been good making fun of Kay tonite.
PS.
I still don't like Vertigo, but I hate him less. Maybe he'll teach the slackers to run out a grounder.
Why is Ned Flanders pitching? Was Disco Stu not available?
Another Gulf of Tonkin disaster…
Yankees Win!!!
Even the blowouts raise my blood pressure.
The Verlander implosion sooo predictable.. How you ask? He was starting for my fantasy team tonight..
A win and a loss. A question of balance…asked in the Twilight Zone.
BTR - Gil is on my team …
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