Monday, August 31, 2009

Andy perfect through four, and as John says, if there was such a thing as a hex, he could make a million dollars

There is no hex.

There is no otherworldly force that somehow connects the dots in your measily existence and gives you the power to affect a Yankee game.

There is no God.

There is no Rizzutonian physics, no wormhole through space and time that would cause a certain pitcher's arm to bend a certain way, propelling a curve ball to move into a certain batter's wheelhouse.

There is only reality.

And the reality is this: Andy is perfect through four.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dont understand why announcers cant respect this one tradition. I mean Sterling already sucks as a sports announcer. He misses everything. Why is he so sharp with perfect games and no hitters?

el duque said...

It's the new journalism. They consider themselves "citizen bloggers" who are above conventionality.

Sterl makes me hurl said...

I don't care what the name of your website is, fire the ignorant a-hole, NOW!

Sterling sucks bad enough without him teasing the baseball gods.

Please. Fire. Him. Now.