Sunday, August 30, 2009

Today is Sarah Palin Day at the ballpark


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The first 5,000 fans under the mental age of 14 will receive a Sarah "Don't Tread on Me" tote-bag featuring...
Sarabaracuda Bobble Head!
Pfizer/Fox News annotated Holy Bible (with introduction by Sean Hannity!)
Valuable coupons to save money on the purchase of AK-47 weaponry.
Map revealing the location of every Planned Parenthood clinic nationwide.
Glenn Beck Tea Bag with a dose of Pellosi Poison!
Tina Fey Voodoo Doll!
Autographed Sarah "Miss Alaska" poster fearturing official "Drill, baby, drill" insignia!

3 comments:

Would you rather see hilary naked? said...

Sign me up.

At least she's bright enough to not live in the waste land that you guys do.

Bill from Harlem said...

Good point wyrshn.

dadlak said...

had me fooled for a second...thought it was Sarah's personal website.