Monday, August 31, 2009

Fire threatens tonight's Dodgers, Angels games on TV

America is dispatching a Super Strike Force to save TV from the monster fire that threatens to consume tonight's lineup of news and entertainment across Southern California.

Viewers across California could miss not only tonight's games, but the events taking place in the lives of beloved television characters, folks like you and me, except better looking.

Pray for rain, world.

(P.S. Sorry to anyone who loses a home. Since when do
they organize Super Strike Forces to save communications towers?)

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