'98 Yanks bounce back, take Game Two over '51 Bombers

Torre's team rips Sain (and three of rain)
Pauly's grand slam leads 13-7 rout
Irabu bedazzles!
Series tied 1-1!
Next up: Allie Reynolds v. Dave Wells
SUPERCHIEF v BOOMER

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Oysters of Hercules! We're now hosting career nights for Coco Crisp?

Recently, YES or River Ave or somebody with a clipboard and calculator conjured up  a set of stats showing this year's Yankee team has not been shut down consistently by no-name, mediocre pitchers... as the truth-telling anecdotes in our guts have long been assuring us.

Well, instead we've been suddenly magnetized to attract career nights from fading blood clots. Good grief: Two home runs from Coco Crisp? Hide the children! Run for the hills! The Yeti is coming. What paranormal forces in the universe merge to create the conditions in which Coco Crisp hits two home runs in one game?

Same forces that swirl around Yankee Stadium, I guess. Does the name Bobby Abreu strike a note? Two weeks ago, up comes the old Wall Flower - four HR on the season and a batting average south of Francisco Cervelli - and suddenly he's swinging like Jennifer Lopez on a Mark Anthony pinata.

Last week it was Jason Kubel. Nothing on the year. Against us, three for five. Remember Seattle's Mike Carp? We're probably the only team in baseball to remember Mike Carp.

There's some wicked juju going on out there. We may need a dead Hollywood Square or burst of solar flares to jumpstart the Yankee stretch run. Hurricane Irene, are you coming?

2 comments:

Joe De Pastry said...

Felix Pie is about to have the greatest series of his career.

Joe De Pastry said...

Great news for AJ: Orioles just sent Pie to the minors.