'98 Yanks bounce back, take Game Two over '51 Bombers

Torre's team rips Sain (and three of rain)
Pauly's grand slam leads 13-7 rout
Irabu bedazzles!
Series tied 1-1!
Next up: Allie Reynolds v. Dave Wells

Friday, August 19, 2011

Nine tidbits of advice Arod gave Jesus in Scranton

1. Avoid dating rock stars over 50.

2. Toby McGuire scratches his left ear when bluffing.

3. If lost inside Jeter's house, just keep taking right-hand turns.

4. When fighting Jason Varitek, remember that he won't take off his mask.

5. In times of great desperation, yell "Ha!"

6. Don't read Jean-Paul Sarte before games.

7. Try not to smile when Youkilis gets beaned.

8. In photo shoots, don't pose in front of a mirror.

9. No matter what you do, expect to be crucified.

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