I call for a Congressional Inquiry

Girardi is the worst fucking manager the Yankees have ever had. Houk was a genius. Lemon, a gift from God. Martin, an alcoholic whackjob tornado. 

Girardi works for the other side. He's the Russian mole in the clubhouse buffet salad. He not only overmanages and undermanages at precisely the right moments to potentially throw a game, he sits players that are on a roll deliberately. He is the epitome of the bullet-headed Saxon mother's son that "Bungalow Bill" warned us about (don't tell me he's Italian, I don't give a crap).

THE MAN MAKES US LOSE GAMES. If he was removed, we'd have won 5 to 10 more games last year...which might have nixed the July sell-off, so OK, maybe that's not helping my argument here. But this year, with a hot start and the effect it could have on the psychology of this particular team, 5 games could make the difference between a surprisingly successful year and the usual steaming pile of mediocrity.

How can the beat writers not see this? How can Cashman not see this? I mean, Jesus, he had Lazik surgery. The guy should be able to see something this obvious. Maybe if he ate a couple of mini-helmets full of not-really-ice-cream and stopped sporting the gaunt Girardi look...

Hey. Maybe if Girardi ate something and put on a few pounds he'd stop doing this kind of thing, too. 

Nahhh.

The guy is a detriment to the team and they keep him on as if he was Connie Mack. Wtf is going on? Has the entire organization been taken over by foreign agents? You have to admit, it would explain a lot in terms of Hal, Cashman, Joey Binders, Rothschild (obviously connected to the Knights of Malta cabal by name alone), the minor league geniuses, firing the strength trainer because nobody can hit....

We need Comey on this. We need the NSA, CIA, AFL-CIO and the CYO.

We will never again win the Big One as long as we are run by a dugout Roger Stone. Ever.