'51 Yanks take 3-2 lead over '98ers in All-Time Greatest Team series

Gil... AGAIN!
Knobby & Jeet, still sweet!
Mickey takes Coney downtown!
Raschi goes nine!
Springfield Rifle... Tourney MVP?
Next up: Allie Reynolds v. Andy Pettitte
Rematch: Superchief v Andy!
World War III!
This is it!

Monday, December 21, 2020

Change of Pace: It's time to vote for the 2020 Headline of the Year



Scottish Yankee fan said...

It would be hard to beat this true story from my hometown in Scotland

If I had to sum up Glasgow this story probably explains why I love/hate the place


Django: If you live, Shoot! (1966) said...

Paul Fairie ! ? ! ?, what an absolutely ludicrous and murderously embarrassing name.

HoraceClarke66 said...

That is hilarious, Scotland, but terrible news writing. I had to read it three times before I understood just whose sausage supper got knocked over (From the looks of it, maybe the assailant was trying to save him from an imminent heart attack.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I have to go with the snake-monkey controversy, though one of the unseen ones—about the bank robber who stopped to pet the dog—was pretty close.

The unseen one about how shoving a potato up one's butt won't stop hemorrhoids was just fake news.

The Living Dead at the Girl-chester Morgue (1973) said...

Theres quite a major communication difficulty that tourists always encounter whenever they visit Glasgow because all the natives ever say is "See You Jimmy", that really is literally the ONLY phrase they EVER use, its also compounded of course by that accursed and hideously obnoxious 'Scottish Jock Git Accent' (as it were), its a pity because Glasgow has some very nice places of historical interest to visit, but hearing people say nothing but "See You Jimmy" all day long can become rather tedious and tiresome after a while.

TheWinWarblist said...

I'd go with the potatoes, but I'd need to review the medical research first.

Fuck you Puckered hemorrhoids.