Thursday, December 17, 2020

Is this Binghamton's year to win the Golden Snowball?

Every year, upstate NY's Five Nations of the Unclean compete to see which unfortunate city will plow and shovel the most snow. 

In 10 out of the last 11 years, the "Golden Snowball" has gone to Syracuse, (which is known locally to rhyme with "Sheer Abuse.")

Nevertheless... Today, Binghamton - (known locally as "Bingo Town") - has taken a clear lead. It reportedly received 40 inches yesterday, an all-time record. With partial scores in - (mail-in snow ballots will come later) - the city has vaulted into first. 

This could be Binghamton's first GoSno since the winter of 1982-83, and only its fourth in history. Let's hope it's not rigged. (Vane-stuffing?)

The stats (as of Thursday morn): 



DickAllen said...

Damn, son! You barely made the top five!

Good enough for a wild card berth, though. The season is early - you're probably just in a slump. Lay off those low and away pitches and you may wind up a champ in the end.

And don't forget: April hailstorms count too!

Lucky you.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Duque, what are the all-times standings in the Snow League? Inquiring minds want to know!

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TheWinWarblist said...

Oh my, someone is so very sad and lonely. Te-he-heee!!

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