'98 Yanks bounce back, take Game Two over '51 Bombers

Torre's team rips Sain (and three of rain)
Pauly's grand slam leads 13-7 rout
Irabu bedazzles!
Series tied 1-1!
Next up: Allie Reynolds v. Dave Wells
SUPERCHIEF v BOOMER

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Holiday Gift Clearence Sale!

 

It’s been a tough year for the New York Yankees in general but no part of the organization was harder hit then their merchandise department.  The lack of fans in the seats due to Covid 19 has created a once in lifetime opportunity for fans to score Yankee Themed Holiday gifts at incredible savings.

Plus we've opened up the warehouse on Tremont Avenue to allow you to enjoy special savings on items honoring Yankees past.  

It's a Christmas Miracle! 

Game Used Gary Sanchez Bat. Mint Condition! $75

Re-live your frustration year round with this game used bat from the Gary Sanchez Golden Sombrero Collection (TM). The bat is pristine and is unmarked by contact with a ball. 

Only 12 in stock so buy today! 




Edwin Encarnación Parrot $3.99 ea

Nothing says merchandising like this adorable Edwin Encarnación Home Run Walk Parrot. We've got hundreds of them in our Tremont Avenue warehouse. Don't walk, run to give them a good home. Buy one or buy a dozen! Just get them the flock outta here! 




Jonathan Holder Coffee Cup Holder 10 for $4.99

Your hands will be saved from third degree burns with these one of a kind coffee cup holders.





A Gallon of Sweat! $59.95

As General Patton famously said,  "A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood."  So imagine how much blood you will save when you buy a whole gallon! We are prohibited from saying where we got the sweat from but I think we all know. 





Yankee Stadium Bunting  $99 

Festoon your home with unused Yankee Stadium Bunting. The Yankees have no use for bunting. Not even when there's a shift on and all they need is a baserunner to get something started. Even if there is ABSOLUTELY NO ONE on the left side of the infield and all the batter would have to do is just touch the ball to guarantee a base hit.  No! They'd rather go for a home run and end up hitting the ball to some guy playing a beer league position out in short right field. Over and over and over and over again! I mean what's up with that? It's just common sense. Bunt the damn ball. If you do it a few times in a row they won't shift on you anymore. Seriously, it's not that hard. Just hold the bat out there and give it a push. For the Love of G-d! How many times do I have to say this... BUNT!!!!!!!

Also great for 4th of July celebrations. 



11 comments:

DickAllen1964 said...



Rest in peace, one of my heros, Dick Allen, whom, as a boy, I knew only as Richie.

And, remembering John Lennon, 40 years after his murder. Always a hero to me.

A working class hero is something to be.

Alphonso said...

If the Yankees ever did incorporate bunting , or " hitting away from the shift." we would be on the road to recovery.

We could win a world series.

But it will happen one in our imaginations.

So we remain, a wild card.

ranger_lp said...

@Richie

"Now I know why they boo Richie all the time. When he hits a home run, there's no souvenir." - Willie Stargell (after Allen's home run cleared the left-center field roof of Philadelphia's Connie Mack Stadium) in Baseball Digest (January 1975, Page 36) [Dick Allen Quotes]

13bit said...

I have been looking on eBay for YEARS for one of the limited edition pairs of "Joggy Cano Fuzzy Slippers - Suitable for Shuffling to the Fridge and Back," but they never come up for sale. The last time I saw a pair, they went immediately to some buyer in Seattle and he paid way more than I could afford.

Drats, Batman!!!


Eat shit and die, Brian!

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Doug K.

This was first rate. Really nice job.

I ended up buying the "Jonathan Holder Coffee Cup Holder" but all the coffee cups toppled over and spilled on the floor of my Mercury Topaz. I should have guessed that the Holder wouldn't be able to hold anything (i.e., cups of coffee, runners on base, a lead, etc.).

Anonymous said...

13

That would have been a good one. Maybe next year. Comes in two sizes. Regular for normal feet and XXXXL for steroid users.

LBJ,

Sorry no refunds! At least you didn't buy the Cessa Jet.

Doug K.

13bit said...

The "Giambi Gigantic Juiced-Out Bobblehead" was the best of all time...

manx said...

I'm watching MLB Network and they're talking about the upcoming Ford C. Frick Award nominees and I can not believe that John Sterling is not a runner up. Once again his nearly 50 year sportscasting and nearly 40 year MLB career and most of all his 30 year 5060 consecutive games streak is not getting the proper recognition he deserves. John Sterling belongs in the Hall!

HoraceClarke66 said...

Hilarious, Doug K.!

And because the Yankees don't need "bunting," they also don't need "bunting" for the World Series. Get it? Huh,huh? Oh, boy...

Scottish Yankee fan said...

I'm saving up for a piece of Hal's money belt which surgeons removed from his person in a 14 hour operation without anesthetic

Rufus T. Firefly said...

All the obvious bunting comments. But jeezum jehozephat! (sorry my cartoon spelling is sorta lapsed)

What Manx said! John Sterling belongs in the Hall!