Wednesday, May 5, 2021

ADVANCED STAT ALERT: Will Wednesday be the day Giancarlo breaks .300?



Anonymous said...

Things that make you go "Wow"
1) Stanton has the best 4 games since he was know as "Mike.";
2)Altuve just absolutely chokes ;
3) "The Mouse that Roared" threw the game down the RF line;
3) Ivy League Cornell (at 60K pop) finally protects POC by offering a course exclusively for them to maneuver the "Gorges" of Ithaca
4)Socrates the Brito puts pressure on Frazier after just one game
The Archangel

Anonymous said...

Wow, I didn't know Stanton had that 4 for 5 in him, especially against the cheatin' Ass-stros. Perhaps he is not blind, after all. I think he really started hitting after being moved into the 2 spot in the lineup. What took 'em so long to try him in the 2 spot? Don't touch him, don't even breathe near him!

The Hammer of God

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...

I am personally uncomfortable reading a headline that puts adjacent the words "Stanton" and "Breaks" . . .

HoraceClarke66 said...

Hmm, could it have anything to do with hitting Judge and him back-to-back? Nah!

Carl J. Weitz said...

No one but DJ is allowed to hit .300 on this team.
1/3 aren't allowed to hit .200

JM said...

They have to pitch to him now with Judge up next. Versus having the .200 Club following him (hosted on the side by Pat Robertson).

Whatever. If he can put together a season even close to this level, he's worth the gaudy salary. Of course, to do that, he has to stay healthy and to have Judge batting third, Judge has to stay healthy.

What are the odds?

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