Thursday, May 27, 2021

IT IS HIGH, IF IT FAR, IT IS... strained. Game(s) thread

 


31 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

Fuck the Yankees.

JM said...

German has a face like Popeye.

TheWinWarblist said...

Stop insulting Popeye. I will not stand for it.

JM said...

You have a point.

We should send German corncob pipes.

JM said...

Odor sucks.

We get rid of Hicks, now we have that clown.

JM said...

If YES sold had all the ad time, they wouldn't be running these interminable public service vax commercials over and over.

HoraceClarke66 said...

You know, I love Judge to death. But he routinely has at-bats that simply defy logic.

On that one, he managed to fall down, then swing at a ball that was already in the catcher's mitt.

Meanwhile, apparently we're getting arbitrary strike calls again.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Another quality start.

TheWinWarblist said...

The DU gets a basehit! I'm down to cheering for this weak crap.

ranger_lp said...

Back to back jeez

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Are these little league games -- 7 inning?

It could make the pain be shorter at least.

ranger_lp said...

No mercy rule Rufus…

Rufus T. Firefly said...

damn!

JM said...

If a starter gives up a couple runs, forget it. There's no offense to bail him out.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Well, I'm just glad everybody showed up today. Oh, wait, they didn't.

Never mind what an awful performance this is by the Yankees. This is an awful entertainment, period.

Baseball is broken.

TheWinWarblist said...

Pathetic.

HoraceClarke66 said...

David Cone today: "It's find out time. What kind of team you really have."

Then they went on to bemoan the loss of Aaron Hicks.

Uh-huh.

HoraceClarke66 said...

You know I don't think much of WAR as a stat ("War—huh—what is it good for? Good God, y'all!), but for those who do:

Yanks outfield WAR, at 0.1, is the worst in the majors.

Yanks 1B WAR, at 0.3, is the second worst.

celerino sanchez said...

It's a good thing they brought Gardy back at 3 Million, where would we be without him

Platoni said...

The Yankees mystified by a pitcher they've never seen? You can set a clock to it.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Celerino,

It actually appears that way.

Except brain trades tauchy

Anonymous said...

New reason for not handing in your homework/showing up at work/pleasin’ the Missus: “I got a right subscapular strain.”

JM said...

You can go blind from that, Anon.

Alphonso said...

With any luck at all, Yankees have four not one run.

Rebound on Gio's double was perfect for Toronto. And Frazier was found by 6 inches,

I know he would then strike out. Which he did.

This team just isn't any fucking good.

If Toronto scores, we lose again.

It is that simple.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Thanks, Fonzie.

Now I know I don't have to watch the end of this horror show.

JM said...

Judge!

JM said...

Sanchez!

Carl J. Weitz said...

Watching the Yankees hit is like watching the 1962 Mets. Except those Mets had more batters north of .200. Hell, Marv Throneberry hit .244. That's sizzling compared to the 2021 Yankees. Including pitchers, they still hit .240.
The Yankees stand at .230. What a fucking joke!

EDB said...

The Yankees lineup was a problem last season, so they dome back with basically the same lineup. Thanks to cheapskate Hal and Genius Cashman.

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