Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Texas Game Thread

Posted by el duque at 6:37 PM


 

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still get "alerts" from BleacherReports on my phone which always blast me the Yankee starting lineup.
Tonight's includes;
Gardner-.188
Odor-.161
Sanchez-.185
Andujar- .120
Ford-.091 and
LaMarre-.000

I believe that Delta House had higher GPA.
Why would any rational, or even irrational, adult watch this?
I think that I would rather extract a one inch oak sliver out of my eyelid.
The Archangel

May 18, 2021 at 7:39 PM
Anonymous said...

Archie,

You should probably do that anyway. You wouldn't want it to become infected.

Doug K.

May 18, 2021 at 7:43 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

And phone a friend for eyelid sliver extraction help. Winnie may be helpful as long as it is less than 10 drinks into it. Then, I'd suggest the Rambo suture technique.

May 18, 2021 at 8:02 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

Is LaMarre's new nickname "Blutarsky"?

The draft boards won't care.

May 18, 2021 at 8:07 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

Vinnie makes the play.

May 18, 2021 at 8:10 PM
Pocono Steve said...

Taillon's such an asshole.

May 18, 2021 at 9:11 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

Big head: "not a pretty inning for the Yankees"

or the last decade.

May 18, 2021 at 9:15 PM
TheWinWarblist said...

"This Yankee team sucks."

May 18, 2021 at 9:30 PM
el duque said...

Juju intervention postponed for Red Thun

May 18, 2021 at 9:31 PM
ranger_lp said...

Ford Sanchez and AnDUjar all getting hits? Did the planets all align?

May 18, 2021 at 9:33 PM
TheWinWarblist said...

I don't care if it is a rally. I hate them.

May 18, 2021 at 9:41 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

two out hits!? What next? Cats laying with dogs?

May 18, 2021 at 9:41 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...

duque,

Brain heard about the plan, and decided to derail it. It's the evil nitwit in him.

May 18, 2021 at 9:42 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Nice to see the guys hitting. But yet another incredible breakdown in fundamentals that the guys in the booth refuse to acknowledge.

Neither Ford nor AnDUjar were running hard on that whack by Ford. Ford stood in the box and admired what he was sure was a home run at first, and you could see Miggy visibly slow as he thought the ball was out.

Not acceptable, with two outs.

This is the first thing you're taught on the sandlot. Never assume anything, always run hard. I get that both these guys must be unfamiliar with hitting the ball or running the bases. But c'mon. This is baseball. You have to play the whole game.

May 18, 2021 at 9:45 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

And LeMahieu bails everybody out. That's more The General I know.

May 18, 2021 at 9:50 PM
TheWinWarblist said...

Hate them all.

May 18, 2021 at 10:00 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Ragnar knows to run! He is fired up!

May 18, 2021 at 10:05 PM
TheWinWarblist said...

I know it is not Wandy Peralta's fault that Tauchman was traded for him. I don't care. I still hate him for it.

May 18, 2021 at 10:10 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Andujar, with that El Matador swing again!

Nice to see.

May 18, 2021 at 10:30 PM
ranger_lp said...

The Baseball Wizard always said “Run it out.” Anyone remember that?

May 18, 2021 at 10:40 PM
TheWinWarblist said...

They have to run it out! How do they get hurt running? I am old as fuck and I can still run!!

May 18, 2021 at 10:58 PM
TheWinWarblist said...

Fine. They won. The wretched fucks won a game. So what. Hooray. Thuh uh uh uh Yankees win. Fuck 'em.




FUCKERS!!!

May 18, 2021 at 11:40 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

You will never get old, Warbler.

May 19, 2021 at 12:17 AM
Kevin said...

I saw that Sanchez came out for a cramping hamstring. Naturally it will turn out that the muscle will be torn off the bone. He won't play until 2023. Hopefully I kid.

May 19, 2021 at 12:47 AM
Anonymous said...

Kevin--Only you know whether or not you kid. The result of the injury has no bearing on your intention. Your brain is pea soup.

May 19, 2021 at 2:14 AM
Kevin said...

Being an internet troll, man that's the best you can do? You're not witty, never funny, and your understanding of baseball thin at best. Seriously, do something with your life before it's too late. You sure as hell don't get to me.

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