Saturday, May 22, 2021

White Sox Game Thread Dread

 


31 comments:

HoraceClarke66 said...

Luke Voit, with his .270 OBP, batting first.

O-kay.

JM said...

The mysteries of the mind of Boone. Maybe he faced the pitcher a few times and is 4 for 9. Wow, stats!

13bit said...

Don't let the last few days go to your heads, people...

JM said...

Nice inning. Doubles work.

DickAllen said...

Boone hasn’t had the same lineup two days in a row.

And Horace, I had the same thought when the game started: Voit leading off? Seriously?

On the other hand, Gleyber is back.

Oh, and 13bit: enjoy it while it lasts.

JM said...

Bye, Cease. Nice three innings. Then you sucked.

Not that I'm complaining.

Voit got a hit. And Oderific even got a double. That's when you know it's time to take out the pitcher.

JM said...

Gleyber!

TheWinWarblist said...

Gleyber again!!

Don't let the last few days go to your heads, people ...

JM said...

That's the Odor we've learned to smell.

ranger_lp said...

Cole is having an off day…

ranger_lp said...

Another DP wow…

JM said...

Ford? Wow.

TheWinWarblist said...

"Mike is Ford tough?" The Master added cross marketing to the HR calls? I don't think I feel good about that.

JM said...

He's always said there's a Ford in the Yankees future.

ranger_lp said...

Same call as last year Winnie...

"For the Yankees, there's a Ford in your future! Mike is Ford tough!"

JM said...

La Russia cuts a sad figure.

JM said...

Home plate ump blows.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Glad this ump has decided to call every outside pitch a strike. What an idiot.

Do guys like this wake up and say, 'Hey, I know just the way to screw up every batter on each team! I'll put in my own strike zone today!'

Really, missing this many pitches to the same spot ought to get you suspended from strike-calling duty for a few weeks.

JM said...

Fucking Odor.

JM said...

Cole throwing 99 and 100 in the 7th.

Jesus.

JM said...

Might the doubles machine.

JM said...

Miggy not might.

Joe Formerlyof Brooklyn said...


Other than Odor (2 walks) and Higgy (nada), the other 7 guys have hits in this game.

Daylight? Leftover momentum from Friday night's game? Brilliant line-up maneuvers by Lorna Boone?

I don't know much, but it would seem that the White Sox (unlike some of the other opponents lately) might be legit. Therefore, maybe this means something.

TheWinWarblist said...

Odor has had a lovely few days as a Yankee, buy Miggy and Gleyber hitting is way better.

TheWinWarblist said...

Well, that was tidy work. Some of these Yankees can pitch.


Theee-eeeee-uh-uh-uhuhuhuhuh-UH-UH-UHUHUHUH YANKEES WIN!!!!!



The fuckers!! They win!!






"Don't let the last few days go to your heads, people..."

Kevin said...

Why do I keep getting wafts of methane?

Anonymous said...

Anyone know what kind of orangey reflective wraparound sunglasses Urshela is wearing? Just too cool.

Anonymous said...

Kevin -- Try reducing you intake of canned baked beans.

Kevin said...

First thing I thought of. No, I'm worried about the stuff of coal miner's nightmares....

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