Monday, August 31, 2009

IAN KENNEDY TO THROW BATTING PRACTICE

BREAKING: Former future Yankee ace Ian Kennedy will throw batting practice Wednesday for the first time since the spring, when his body's circulatory system suddenly threatened to explode.

He'll pitch this fall and, if still alive, return to the Yanks next spring.

Keep fingers crossed.

1 comment:

OpusOne said...

Seriously, if there's one thing that freaks the fuck out of me in living alone is that an aneurysm nails me at night and there's nobody around to respond.

If I get one in the brain, and live, I will wear a John Olerud helmet proudly in celebration, everywhere.