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Monday, December 11, 2017

This is Why They Pay the Master the Big Bucks...

You just know that John Sterling will come up with a good home run call for the Yankees' newest acquisition.  Me? I'm coming up empty.  Quite empty.

Jean Harlow's got nothin'
on Giancarlo!

Mike Stanton's like white satin!

GianCAR lo's nuts ARE low!

Stanton peels a plantain!   

Stanton's plantin' his foot in it!   

Giancarlo sends that ball on furlough!  

Stanton is our prized bantam!

Giancarlo hits one to Key Largo!

Giancarlo hits 'em by the car load!

Giancarlo clears Kilimanjaro!

Shoot me now?


Whitey Fraud said...

He hit it all the way to Scranton.
He really swings the plantain.
Way past Columbus; all the way to Canton.
(That's all I got.)

TheWinWarblist said...

It's a BOMBO ... from GiancarlO !!!

TheWinWarblist said...

It's a BOMB-O ... from Giancarl-O !!! ??

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Car-lo. Me says Gia-an-car-lo. baseball hit and Stanton come home,

I’m tired of Hal’s toupee btw.

Masked Editor said...

Giancarlo hits one to Monte Carlo?

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Another home run by Stanton, sponsored by Jeep!

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...


Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

“That would have gone out in Camden Yards”

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Giancarlooooooooo carloooooooo. (Like Mexican goalllllllllllll)

HoraceClarke66 said...

I'm tellin' ya!

"That one's out of here! And the Sox are swept away by an unusual blast into the clear blue sky of August!"


Local Bargain Jerk said...


Oh, BJPB, that's good.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

“And now the Yanks take an 11-3 lead!” The day after losing 0-1.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

John called into WFAN to discuss Giancarlo! https://youtu.be/y_MosJINKDE

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Giancarlo, hits one into tommorrow!

Giancarlo reigns upon the Sox such sorrow!

Giancarlo cracks one open like a pistachio!

Giancarlo hits one to Buffalo (Mexico, Idaho, Tokyo if Ohtani is pitching,, Borneo, Guantanamo)

Giancarlo made that pitcher look like guano!

Anonymous said...

A bomb by Stanton, to keep another prospect buried at Scranton!

Anonymous said...

I love Stanton Deliver. But actually it should be Stanton Delivers. It wouldn't surprise me if that's the actual call.

Doug K.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Stan-ton-Delivers is pretty damned good.

el duque said...

It's an A-Bomb... by Stanton! Gioncarlo the Great conquers again!

el duque said...

Stanty goes BOOM! Stand, Stanty, stand!

Stang said...

If John stoops to calling him "The Stantino," as HoraceClarke66 convincingly predicted, I think we should close the blog.

Anonymous said...

The Gianbino. Book it.

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