Tuesday, December 15, 2020

T'is an IT IS HIGH tradition: John Sterling reads "The night before Xmas"


 

6 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...

That really would represent and constitute the ultra-perfect scenario for any Santa to find himself in, the fucking lucky fat bastard.

JimmyEatsHotDogs said...

Carl J. Weitz said...

"Reading 13bit`s brilliant variation on 'The Night Before Christmas' com-girl-t reminded me of that hilarious Santa/Trump oriented cartoon thats been doing the rounds on a lot of websites recently ?, in it Santa Claus is on the roof of a house with his reindeer preparing to descend down the chimney but on the other side of the building Donald Trump has climbed up a ladder and is saying to Santa: "While you`re in there take their food stamps", and then Santa says back to Trump: "Food stamps ! ! !, you must be joking Mr. President, this is the house where the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 lives and i fully intend to spend the entire night having my willy squashed and squeezed between her truly unbelievable tits and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over them ! ! !", then in the background one of Santa's reindeer says: "Fucking lucky fat bastard, hes gonna` tit-fuck arguably THE most perfect tits of all-time while we`ll have to stand out here all night in the cold and snow like wankers ! ! !". When i saw it i dont think i`ve ever laughed so much in my entire life and its been hailed as a Christmas classic that people will be falling about laughing at for the next 100 years and beyond".

ranger_Ip said...

"Christmas for me has always been about the traditional things, a beautiful tree, magical snowy scenes on Christmas cards, presents, food (in absurdly excessive amounts), booze (in ludicrously excessive amounts), the decorations, that wonderful warm magical Christmassy feeling that only occurs in the 6 weeks between late November and early January, family get-togethers, Christmas movies and music, the list goes on really. But i must admit that for a long time now the MOST magical thing that i experience and enjoy and look forward to at Christmas more than anything else is that every year on December the 25th at 9 in the morning my fairy godmother appears and allows me to travel back in time to 1985 so i can have my willy squashed and squeezed between the quite incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys truly unbelievable tits for 5 hours non-stop and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those amazingly perfect knockers, i say 5 hours because my fairy godmother always stipulates that i have to return at 2 in the afternoon in time for Christmas dinner with my family otherwise i forfeit the yearly treat with the astonishing Miss Hickey. Christmas and tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey, its such an astoundingly perfect and irresistably joyous way to experience the Yuletide magic. Merry Christmas everyone, and think of me on Christmas morning/early afternoon having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably THE most stunningly perfect tits of all-time, who knows it might make you feel magical as well (or murderously jealous of me of course, depending on your mood)".

TheWinWarblist said...

Puckered!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Hooray!!!

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