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Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
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Jets 55
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Nets 20
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Giants 87.2
Jets 68
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NFL 30.5
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Nets 15
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Me likes this:
https://yanksgoyard.com/2022/09/30/yankees-josh-donaldson-clearly-uncomfortable-clubhouse-judge-rizzo-trolls-video/amp/
Going out on a limb here...Chi Chi wont be on the post-season roster...
Hicks must be in for his defense.
In a few weeks when we get destroyed by Houston, I have my allegation against Altuve ready. Remote control anal beads.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d3w9z/did-hans-neimann-cheat-at-chess-with-a-sex-toy-this-coder-is-attempting-to-find-out
We need a rf expert to intercept the signal and put it on super fast constant during the dwarf's first at bat. Make him shite his britches.
The two blondes in the $750 seats behind home plate couldn't give two shites about the game.
Here comes the Hicks GIDP
OBVIOUSLY, Hicks is in for defense
Those are closer to $7500 during the HR chase, Rufus.
Wonder why they’re there……?
AA,
Obviously only around for what they can provide after the game.
It *is* kinda funny observing their disinterest.
Only there for Judge at bats, don't care otherwise.
Maybe.
What a boring game. And shitty day.
The last play of the Giants game is one for the ages. Hysterical.
Chapman in postseason form. Bases loaded, nobody out, walks galore.
I am SO FUCKING GLAD I tuned in for FlopSweat. How many more fucking innings does he have to fuck up before he's proved to Ma Boone's satisfaction that he cannot pitch IN THE FUCKING POSTSEASON OR ANY FUCKING SEASON.
Fuck.
Rolaids making a case to not be on the post-season roster...sad...
Fuck Fuck Fuckety Fuck...
Well fucking said Ranger. Well fucking said.
When will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn?
Let me see if I understand this:
The Sweathog gave up a single and THREE WALKS before the idiot manager took him out?
What the fucking fuck was he waiting for?
Yes JM the final play of the Giant game had me laughing. I get the feeling it might be for the last time this season.
And there goes Marinaccio. The Black Swan is hungry for relief pitchers.
Yeah those women never look up.
I kept trying to watch that game, but every time I turned in, it was like it was stuck in a time warp. Could it GET any slower? Or worse?
I don't think so.
And the interruptions are now officially ridiculous. When Maraschino went down, they ran 9, count 'em 9 service announcements or commercials. You start to lose track of what channel you're on.
Tough to watch this game, even in small bits while channel hopping. So slow, so…boring. Shame what they’ve done to the game. Tired of the Judge show.. Chapman still sucks. What happened to Marinaccio?
Yeah, I would say that all the hysteria over Judge has thrown off both his game and the team's, but what does it matter? This clubs is not even close to being able to win a playoff series right now, and there's no possible way they get past Houston, much less the NL team.
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