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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

July 2008 Pirate Trade Update

Damaso Marte pitched 1.2 innings last night for Gitmo-Wilkes Barre. He gave up two home runs.
Xavier Nady spent the day watching Season 4 reruns of "Barney Miller."

We at IT IS HIGH devoted eight hours to mourning the loss of fodder from the trading of Jose Tabata and his 43-year-old alleged kidnapper wife.

Beware all yee who tradeth with the City of Steel!

1 comment:

Jeff Wilpon said...

Maybe the Pirates would take Marte back, along with Austin jackson, Jesus, and Phil Hughes.

For nothing.

Which is what the Yankees got for him.