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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Pulitzer Pack is now officially chasing The Big Story

Alex & Kate are inspiring a new generation of journalists to discover Roget's Thesaurus.

They're writing the Alex & Kate at the picnic story, but spicing it up; with different folksy phrases.

"... PDA... locking lips... cannoodling..."

How about... tongue-schtupping.... molar-muffing... playing tonsil tag... klemping maws...

Maybe USA Today will come up with a pie chart.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed the color photos of Kate. What a pleasant read.

Chef Alph said...

I love her pie.