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Friday, July 17, 2009

Let's Take A Look At John & Suzyn's Talking Points Of The Day, Sponsored By Lowe's.

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John's talking points:

  • AJ is going to have an amazing second half.
  • "Sometimes we give you too any numbers."
  • Why did John say that sometimes they give us too many numbers? He said that sometimes they give us too many numbers because before Granderson tore the cover off that ball with his 1st inning double, he was 1-11 against AJ. So, in light of Granderson's 1st inning double, what does the fact that Granderson was 1-11 against AJ prove? It proves nothing.
  • EFFING BURNETT HAS GOT TO STOP BEING BEHIND IN THE COUNT.
  • It's not like The Tigers can hit, after you get past the first couple.
  • The Yankees are a much better team when Damon is hitting.
  • A-Rod is having a pretty good year, and that is a deliberate understatement.

Suzyn's talking points:
  • Polanco is practically as studly as any Yankee (which can't be an easy thing for Suzyn to admit).
  • John is absoutely right about the behind-in-the-count thing.
  • John is absolutely right about the Damon thing.
  • The All-Star Game is a great chance to see old people such as Stan Musial on TV, which is great for the young people.
  • John is absolutely right about the A-Rod thing.
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2 comments:

el duque said...

Walter Cronkite is dead.

Anonymous said...

"The reservoirs are bursting" from all the rain in the NYC metro area.