Saturday, April 30, 2011

News from Upstate Yankee Country: Mystery Creature Terrorizes City

The end is near.

Rochester homeowner Gwen Byrd is scared to go into parts of her own home in the dark. She says a frightening-looking animal has been under her porch all winter long and may have dug a tunnel through the walls of her house.

The rodent-like animal is wrinkled, hairless and "walks like a dog." And it has lived there for at least two years.
Wrinkled, hairless, walks like a dog, and makes tunnels. Hmmm. Alphonso?


Lord Kilburn said...

Let Alphonso know I live nearby in the suburbs if he needs a place to lay low until this thing blows over

alph said...

It may be a miniature rhinoceros.

I used to these these things all over my room when recovering from the DTs.

BernBabyBern said...

I think we should nickname him "Little Youk"