Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Sunday is Millwood Day

The Yankees have until Sunday to bring Kevin Millwood to the Bronx or unleash him unto the rest of the baseball world, having allowed him to learn the dangerous secrets of our minor league system.

Under the terms of a hastily-written March contract, at midnight May 1, Millwood will sprout the wings of free agency and begin to fly, if he has not been assigned a Yankee uniform number -- (is 3 taken?) -- and has not begun to devour innings the way our family dog does deer-turds.

This, in case you haven't noticed, is a Kevin Millwood stalker site.

We live Millwood.

We breathe Millwood.

That makes Sunday the most important day ever.

Millwood Day. Plan to celebrate. We will have special festivities all day long!

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