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Mets 127.5
Knicks 78.5
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NFL 21.5
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Giants 20
College Basketball 13
Mets 127.5
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Tiger Woods 5
College Football 4
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MLB (various) 3
Rangers 3
Covid 2
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Golf 1.5
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Mets 132
Giants 121.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 121.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
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Len Dykstra disgrace 1
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Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
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Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
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Giants 110.5
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Mets 109
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NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
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Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
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