Wednesday, March 4, 2015

10 Reasons why yesterday's game was a microcosm of the season

1. Yankees finished at .500.

2. The most interesting players were the nobodies.

3. None of the starters were in at the end.

4. Jeter wasn't there.

5. My tooth ached.

6. Nobody explained those weird lights on mini-planet Ceres.

7. A-Rod's ex, Madonna, remains scarier than him.

8. From beginning to end, Knicks sucked.

9. Someday, Bill O'Reilly will remember playing shortstop.

10. Last example on lists is always weak.

1 comment:

Local Bargain Jerk said...

One reason why yesterday's game wasn't a microcosm of the season

Pirela was in the lineup.