Today, I leave for my annual National Lampoon family vacation, and from now on, visits to the "Inter Web" will be sparse and fleeting.
Therefore, I am temporarily turning over the Batmobile keys to Mustang, Alphonso, John M, KD, I'm Bill White, Bern Baby and Alibi, Ghost of Scott Brosius - even Buhner's ghost (secret Seattle operative) - to any of the oldsters who still feel the drunken need to howl at the Yankee moon...
I'll be keeping tabs on this. Sometimes, in transit, I will actually have time to fire off a slanderous and hateful screed - and I will. But it's more likely you won't hear from me.
Please play nicely. Remember: It's only the Yankees... an elite-funded mirage designed to placate the masses into subservience and derail necessary violent revolution. (Hail Hydra!)
Yanks' expand thin lead in 2025 Tabloid Back Cover Race
Friday, March 27, 2015
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3 comments:
jeez, SXSW wasn't a good enough vacation?
Duque sees we're on to him.
Try to maintain a small carbon footprint during your wanderings--good karma and all that. Thought you might like to ponder Fangraph's 2015 WL projections during your journey:
http://www.fangraphs.com/depthcharts.aspx?position=Standings
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