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Jets 69.5
Knicks 128.5
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2021 Tabloids Back Page Race
YANKS 206
Mets 127.5
Knicks 79.5
Nets 58.5
NFL 22.5
Jets 25.5
Giants 27
College Basketball 13
Mets 127.5
Knicks 79.5
Nets 58.5
NFL 22.5
Jets 25.5
Giants 27
College Basketball 13
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 4
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 4
RIP: Hank Aaron 3
MLB (various) 3
Rangers 3
Covid 2
MLB (various) 3
Rangers 3
Covid 2
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
Here it is: Final Tally in the 2020 Tabloids Back Page Race
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
Final standings: 2019 Tabloids Cover Count
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count
Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)
Legacy Standings
People enshrined in Monument Park: 32
Yankee World Championships: 27
Yankee players enshrined in MP: 23
Yankee Numbers Retired: 19
Yankees in the Hall of Fame: 24
Yankees in the Hall of Fame: 24
Yankee World Championships in last 11 years: Zero!
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