Kevin Baker's book is here!

Kevin Baker's book is here!
"... an exemplary sports book..." Kirkus Reviews

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Grope me out to the ball game

Grope me out to the ball game,
Grope me out to the park.
X-ray my penis and crackers, Jack.
I don't care if you stare up my crack.
For it's, "Keys! Belt buckles! All backpacks!"
If they don't scan, it's a shame...
'Cause you'll find you won't be allowed
At the old ball game.

5 comments:

Tex Message said...

Am I missing something, or is the Yankee Radio Network no longer driven by Jeep?? JuJu implications, if any?

Leinstery said...

If the Yankee Radio Network is no longer driven by Jeep then we must seek shelter on higher ground because the end is near.

Henri Bergson said...

Duque . . . still the greatest.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

I'm listing to the game right now; we are still driven by Jeep.

Phew.

el duque said...

We are driven by Cheap.