This just in from the NY Post:
Yankees trying to solve this Aaron Judge injury mystery
Yep. As predicted by, well, pretty much all of us here, we're up to the inevitable, "setback," "regressing," "mystery," and "further tests" part of Aaron Judge's inevitable long march to the DL.
Next, we will hear that the new tests are still not indicating anything and Judge is feeling better.
Then we will hear that the Yankees feel they can take of this with an injection/transfusions of Keith Richards' blood/various voodoo rituals.
Then we will hear that, lo and behold, new tests have somehow detected a major tear in his pectoral muscle that will keep Aaron Judge out for the next year. Or two.
But he'll be back stronger than ever in 2022!
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