Tuesday, February 25, 2020

The Judge Report - For Those Who Don't Find Politics and the Mexican Beer Virus Sufficiently Boring


" Aaron Judge graduated to " soft toss" Monday."

" He's going to hit here in the cage, soft toss and then do his tee work."  Editorial note;  this statement is incoherent ). 

" He'll progress and we'll take it kind of slow."

" We are in no rush to get him into Grapefruit League competition."  ( manager Boone)

Editorial note;  When there are only three games remaining in Grapefruit League play, this comment takes on new meaning.

History;  Judge was shut down " about a week" before the Yankees began full-squad workouts.  "About a week" can be any length of time in today's society of lying.

Recent Medical: " His MRI showed no new damage."  So, Mr. Boone, how much old damage is there?

Get used to it folks, this is the kind of news we shall be hearing about Judge, Severino, Hicks,  Paxton and those  ( soon ) to be named. 

We must prepare the back-ups to perform yeoman duty....again.  These injury prone guys will remain damaged and fragile.

The non performing superstars must be reduced to " cloud memory."  Only those able and ready to play merit interest. 

5 comments:

DickAllen said...

Sevy is having TJS

Parson Tom said...

So Sevy will miss all of this year and most of next year, as well as virtually all of last year.

Looking for a silver lining .... How about this: Tanaka is one tough dude throwing with a torn ulnar ligament for the last five years.

cabish47 said...

Seem to remember Andy Pettitte pitched with a barking elbow for years.

JM said...

We got Cole, let some good players walk, and the injury parade begins.

We're worse off than last year.

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